Fresh Meat Page #2

Synopsis: A dysfunctional gang of criminals takes a middle class Maori family hostage and discovers too late that they are cannibals.
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Danny Mulheron
  2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.4
TV-MA
Year:
2012
91 min
483 Views


I'm the one who set this whole thing up.

So, I say when we stay and when we go.

Brothel under in Seaview? Ah, a

teacher at Reparoa Intermediate?

- Where's the boy?

- Leave her alone!

- Where?

- Margaret! Margaret Crane!

Shoot her! Shoot her! Shoot her!

Hey, man, her book, "Food for Flatmates",

saved my life when I was a student.

Look, she wrote a cookbook, OK.

A harmless little cookbook.

You lied.

No, I didn't. Technically he

doesn't live here, all right?

- He's always at his mates.

- Where is he now?

- His name is Glenn and he's at his...

- He's at his cricket game, okay?

Is there anyone else in this f***ing

house, technically or otherwise?

- No.

- Weren't expecting anyone else?

You have my word.

- Whoa!

- Run, Glenn!

You're gonna have to remodel

this living room, maggots.

I'll kill you f***ing all!

Now, now. That's just the speed talking.

Split them up.

It's just a suggestion, little

brother. We're in the burbs now.

The neighbors don't like

their lives disturbed.

I'll take the girl.

- I'll take that f***er.

- All right. Gigi gets the kid.

- And wonder boy, here, gets the writer.

- I'm the writer.

I'm the damn writer here.

- Are you okay?

- Yeah.

Shut up!

Why don't I take the girl?

- Why should I listen to you?

- I just risked my life breaking you out.

You nearly got me killed.

Don't you remember the good times, Ritchie?

You really can't live without me.

Hey, baby?

- Just let me get the girl.

- F*** you.

Get in that room.

So, when did you emigrate from Taiwan?

What makes you think I'm

from Taiwan, f*** knuckles?

I feel it. In here.

You and I have the same blood

running through our veins.

- Are you nuts?

- No, no. D-N-A.

We share the same DNA, my friend.

The origins of the Maori take us all

the way back to the highlands of Taiwan.

And I'm publishing a book about it.

Steal these off your dad?

F***.

You turned me onto cooking, Mrs.

Crane. Crock pots, in particular.

I always thought they were for old people

and families before I read your book.

I really connected to how

it was for you when you

left Morrinsville and went

fledding in the Big Smoke.

I came off a farm, too.

"50 ways to cook a spud."

You're a.. Do you mind

if I call you Margaret?

Johnny.

- Johnny.

- You're a culinary genius, Margaret.

- You're a Maori, right?

- Yeah. What else would I be?

I don't know. A Pacific Islander?

You all look the same to me, anyway.

Look, I've got nothing against the Maoris.

Not the girls, anyway.

You wanna save your family, yeah?

Take these off.

I've only got one hand at the moment.

And it makes it

a bit difficult, especially

when I'm holding the gun.

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