Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2009
- 83 min
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- Nerds!
- Hey!
Didn't we all agree to stop
using the "N" word?
I didn't agree to anything.
"Nerd" is the word they use
to keep us down.
- You should use the term... "imagineer".
- Yeah.
That's the nerdiest thing I've ever heard!
You are just threatened.
You're threatened because
you don't understand our world.
What's to understand?
I saw one Star Trek film.
- I hated it, never looked back.
- Really? Which one?
The first one with the big,
gold robot and the little, fat mate.
- You mean Star Wars, don't you?
- Do I? Aren't they the same thing?
No. No, they're not.
- He knows.
- How would I know? I'm not a nerd.
Or even an imagineer.
- Better.
- I'm glad you're happy.
Whose round is it?
Mm-mm!
- I got the last round.
- I got the biscuits from the garage.
I paid for you to get into Scandals.
I paid for the cloakroom.
- I brought teabags round when you ran out.
- I lent you my coat.
The snug's less busy.
Can you get me some crisps?
Thanks.
He could wear stealth lederhosen.
- Jesus, you took your time!
- Yes, I did.
- I'll get the next round.
- Well done. I was impressed.
What?
It's a lot of effort to go to.
I mean, I'm er... I'm rather touched.
What are you talking about?
Cassie. Next door.
She fed me her little story.
- Cassie?
- The girl in the snug.
Come on, guys.
Fit, funny, dodgy American accent.
- You set it up.
- Just now?
Yeah. Look, whatever.
I just want to say thank you.
be in with a chance there.
I see why you think it'd be a wind-up.
- You want to hear what happened or not?
- Absolutely.
Go on. Make her double-jointed.
Ignore him. Come on.
I want to hear it.
OK.
Hello, Ray.
Hi.
Erm... I'm sorry. Do I know you?
I'm Cassie.
You don't know me,
but I know you very well.
At least, I feel like I do.
I've read all about you.
- All about me?
- Yeah.
From your perspective,
those books haven't been written yet, but er...
Haven't been written yet,
like from the future?
Exactly!
Ah. Ah, I see.
- You're a time traveller.
- Bingo! Yes.
I didn't say I believed her.
- You've invented a girlfriend!
- I have not.
"Time-travelling hottie visits time-travel fan."
It's not a bad idea.
- How far back in time have you come?
- 150 years.
And where's your time machine?
Inside me.
Oh! That's handy, isn't it?
Is it like a little pill?
Uh, no, it's hard-wired into my bones which
have been replaced with a polymer composite.
So it's flexible,
but very standard issue.
Are you a space-lady?
Hello. Nanu.
- Phone home.
- No!
No, I repair time leaks.
- Sounds exciting.
- No.
No, it's not. Really.
It's quite dull.
- This is the only perk of the job.
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