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speak English around here.

Are you shy around women?

Only women as ugly as these two.

You've been here about 30 minutes.

Feels like 30 days.

Well, Robert Saunders,

at this temperature,

most men last between

three and four hours,

just so you know.

If you know who I am, then

you know this is a mistake.

I... I... I was having

dinner at Cafe Volga.

Please. Perhaps I know

more than you think.

Then you don't need me.

It's not that easy.

We still have to talk.

Fine, then let's step outside

for a nice cup of hot cocoa.

The money.

You took my money.

Why does it have to be like this?

Because these two dumbasses

picked the wrong guy.

I'm afraid we are stuck

in here for a while longer.

All right, for you, I'll

stay just for a little bit,

because I'm supposed to

meet some friends downtown.

So, maybe give me your number

and, you know, we can

hook up, have some borscht.

- You must be getting cold.

- You think?

Tell me where the money is.

I spent it.

Oh, for Chrissake,

- I'm a mechanic.

- I don't believe you.

Well, neither did that cop

I was just on the phone with,

but he traced the call anyway.

They're gonna be here any minute.

We don't believe the trace worked.

- We'll see.

- I don't hear any sirens.

They're sneaky that way.

Don't f*** with us, Robert.

They're not coming.

You know it. I know it.

If you don't give us the money,

you will freeze to death.

Honey, I've been to a

Giants-Bills game in December.

This is nothing.

Your shivering will increase.

You'll also get confused

and have trouble concentrating.

It may get so bad that

you'll bite your tongue off.

In the final stages of hypothermia,

you will develop terminal burrowing.

Terminal burrowing?

Do we get to cuddle?

It's a self-protective behavior.

You will crawl into a small corner

and wait there to die.

The good news is

you won't even care.

How much money do I have, by the way?

Eight million dollars.

Eight million? Sh*t, I'm rich.

Robert,

I'm trying to help you.

Help me what? Piss ice cubes?

You've got the wrong guy.

Someone saw you.

Oh, damn it. Don't you get it?

It's some dude who looks

like me, but it's not me.

- Were you alone at Cafe Volga?

- I was on a date.

Oh, maybe she knows where the money is.

Ask her. She's there

right now with a dozen cops

looking for one of

their own... a detective.

What do you know about that?

Oh, sh*t.

When did the money disappear?

Sometime between 9:00 and 10:00 tonight.

Okay, okay.

Um, before we went to the Volga,

we stopped at Gina's on 3rd for a drink.

I... I paid with a... I

paid with a credit card.

Maybe I... maybe I

still have the receipt.

Oh, sh*t. Please.

Come on, come on, come on.

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