Freebie and the Bean Page #3

the old lady at home!'

(imitating Bean)

"'Blah, blah, blah!"'

[honks]

(Bean)

'Careful, careful!'

'Just made the poor guy

wet on his shoes.'

That's the truck, huh?

Okay, alright, there's a lot

of guys after him.

Don't hit any policemen.

They're really hauling ass, huh?

Hey, hey, cut it out!

Jesus Christ!

We've got him, for God's sakes.

It's 20 against two.

Take him, take him.

Easy, take it easy.

Should have gone the other way?

I was going the other way,

now, all of a sudden

you're a director of traffic?

Watch the glass!

There's bottles--

How can I watch the glass?

I'm watching the truck!

[gunfire]

Whoa!

Jesus Christ!

(male #3)

'Get back, it's gonna explode!'

(male #4)

'You're crazy.

Could have killed somebody.'

Hey, what you guys doing

out here?

Oh, we brought

the ice and soda, Frank.

(female #3)

'He's drunk, he's drunk.'

Jesus.

Scotch, huh?

Move! Move!

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah?

Hey, is it my fault

they didn't bring tequila?

Put this evidence

in the car here.

Watch it, I got some evidence

here, watch it, back up!

'Come on, now back up!'

[indistinct chattering]

Hey, come on!

Hey, hey, hey!

My neck hurts.

Get me a doctor.

He's bought it.

Holy Jesus.

- Hey, hey, Bean.

- Huh?

This stuff comes from where we

just come from, doesn't it?

Yeah.

You can make it.

Just try.

Hey.

Up!

Anybody ever tell you

you shouldn't shoot at cops!

Huh?

Huh?

Let's take him

down to headquarters

and sweat him a little bit!

Hey, hold on.

Why don't you guys take him?

Come on.

Let those idiots do it.

Look, let's go sweat the guy

that's sweating, alright?

(Bean)

'I guess that must have

been the little something'

'Whitey and Motley

got going together.'

Oh, what a dump.

This is really depressing.

What a depressing life.

Might as well get used to it.

It's where all the ex-cons live.

You're going to feel

right at home here.

Actually,

it's not so bad, you know.

The view, the view is terrific.

You can see my suite

at the Hilton over there.

By the way, this is not

an ex-con's neighborhood.

- It's a different neighborhood.

- How do you know?

This is a blue-collar

workers' neighborhood.

Where do you get

your information?

Oh, we just passed

that clothesline over there!

Didn't you see

the shirts hanging there?

I'm gonna kill you

I swear to God

one of these days,

I'm gonna kill you.

Listen, when you do

I want you to do me a favor.

Use the service elevator.

'Got that,

Lieutenant Mexican sir?'

The minute I become lieutenant

I'm gonna have

three guys watching you

24 hours a day

and you start stealing soap

from those carts that go by

I'm gonna have your ass in jail,

next to Red Meyers.

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