Free Willy: Escape from Pirate's Cove Page #2

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Ostriches, pigs.

If you're brave enough,

you can get on one of those angry donkeys.

Do you know how to play darts?

- We got those-

- Excuse me.

- We got-

- Hi.

This park is a rip-off.

I mean, nothing works.

The putt-putt's pathetic,

the slide's filthy...

...the merry-go-round's broken.

I bought five tickets for my son

to ride the donkey-

- King George lll. That's his name.

- The sign says "Donkey rides. "

- There's no "riding. "

- You want me to whip him?

Would that make you happy? Huh?

WOMAN:
I'm not asking you to- No.

GUS:
Let me get my whip.

WOMAN:
Please, listen.

- Ma'am, I'm kidding.

I'll be right there.

- Sifiso.

SIFISO:
I'll be right there.

Oh, captain, my captain.

Sifiso, meet Kirra. Kirra, Sifiso.

- Kirra. What a beautiful name.

- Thanks. Sifiso's nice too.

Yeah, Sifiso's got some pipes on him.

He moonlights crooning

at the local restaurants. Come on, son.

Give us some of those golden tones.

[SINGING ARIA]

GUS:
Well, he ain't Elvis,

but he can get the job done.

Listen, I gotta see if King George lll

can move a few inches.

Show Kirra around the rest of the park.

SIFISO:

Come on this way.

And this is our water slide.

It's our main attraction.

You have to try it.

This is our 18th hole. Isn't it cool?

Wow.

And we have amazing

soft-serve ice cream.

Let's go check it out.

Gus. Gus. I fixed it.

Mansa. Mansa, I asked you

to fix the spout on the porpoise...

...so that it spouts water.

I know, but I also found a way

to make it spout the ball, see?

I can see that kid playing another round

of putt-putt with the same ball.

- That's a problem?

- Yeah, as a business model.

The idea is for our porpoise here

to swallow the ball.

The kid runs to his mom and hits her up

to pay for another round of putt-putt.

- It's very simple.

- Okay.

What I'll do is that

I'll have it spout water so high...

...it'll arc that way.

I'll have music playing.

- It'll have a rainbow effect.

GUS:
No, no rainbows.

Mansa, just a nice little spout.

Just, pff, a puff. That's it.

It'll be beautiful.

No, it'll be noon too,

and you gotta do your thing.

Can't Sifiso do that?

You know he doesn't fit the costume.

Work with me, Mansa.

Sorry. Thank you.

Hello, children.

I'm the whale crier of the San people.

And we had the ability to beckon whales

using horns made of kelp.

- Call them already.

- Yeah, we wanna see some whales.

GIRL:
Yeah.

WOMAN:
Come on.

[HORN SQUEALING]

Did you see that? I saw one.

- Where?

- Where?

There.

That's a bird diving.

Yeah. It saw the spout

and wants the whale's leftovers.

Boring.

Wait, wait.

You're not gonna win any Oscars

with that.

I'm not an actor. I'm a handyman.

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