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Oh God. I can't believe

I got you to go away.

Then I actually

asked you to come back.

Okok. Heyhey!

You can do it!

One coffee!

One real sugar.

Only you can save my life.

Go.

# Coffeecoffeecoffee

coffee coffee #

Real sugar!

Coffee!

Hi.

Hi. Chocolate or vanilla?

Vanilla, please.

Aren't you hot in there?

Nope.

They say people are

descendants from apes

but I think my family is

descended from reptiles.

They're all

cold-blooded lawyers.

Oh, well I uh-

What?

I don't- My family doesn't

believe in evolution.

Darwin and all that.

Ok.

Next.

Hi.

Hi Chocolate or vanilla?

Um, I want both.

You can't have both.

You have to pick one.

You can give me both

if you wanted to.

Yeah, but we live in

a polite society.

There are rules. There are lots

of things I'd like to do

that I'm not allowed.

Like what?

I don't know- I'd like to walk

around naked for an entire year.

I'd like to sleep in a tent

on a beach in Malibu.

Kill a few people.

Quite a few, actually.

I'll have two cups

of the chocolate.

Well, you can have

chocolate. Just one cup.

But the other girl

always gives me two cups!

She's not here.

Well, the other girl's a lot

prettier than you are.

Alright!

First of all,

you're seeing me with

a hangover- no make-up!

Secondly- I'm also a

great deal more flexible

than the girl

who's usually here.

So what?

Well, you'll find out

why it's important

and people pee on that girls couch.

Joel!

What? I thought I told you

to wait for me by the car.

Why are you eating this junk?

I just had one bite.

Shouldn't you check

with the mother

before you give

ice cream to a child?

I usually do.

But- Joel said that you were

dying in a hospital.

He was so sad.

I couldn't resist.

Joel! I didn't say that!

She said she wanted

to kill people!

No! We were discussing

civil liberties!

He's clearly taking

that statement

totally out of context.

Come with me, right now.

Uh, Peter.

Uh, where's my sister?

Um, I'm filling in today.

As I can see.

Where's my sister.

She had something

she had to do.

The same question before

we arrive at an answer?

You know what?

I feel like you look.

Unless you want to deal

with a bunch of angry bees.

Had one too many last night?

Yeah. Then three more

just to make sure.

Um, I don't know

what she had to do,

but she said she was going to

maybe stop by your apartment.

My apartment? Why?

Uh, she didn't say.

She was going to cash

this check for me.

Maybe you could-

No.

Okay, well, tell her I'll come

by her place later then.

You know- hey- if she

told you she'd do it,

she told me she was going

to go to your apartment,

you should maybe

just go there. Wait.

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