Free Money Page #3

Synopsis: Walrus-like warden, Sven "Swede" Sorenson, a cross between Bluto and Wimpy, runs the prison, murders convicts who escape, and has the FBI on his trail in the form of agent Karen Polarski, the daughter of the town's corrupt judge. Swede's twins tell their father they're pregnant (they aren't), so he pushes their dim boyfriends, Bud and Larry, into shotgun marriages. He also turns his sons-in-law into slave labor, so Bud hatches an escape plan: to rob a train carrying old bills to the mint for burning. Larry's his reluctant accomplice. When Bud is captured and railroaded into Swede's jail, his death looks certain, until he hatches yet another plan that requires Larry's help.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Yves Simoneau
Production: Lionsgate
 
IMDB:
5.0
Rotten Tomatoes:
29%
R
Year:
1998
91 min
127 Views


My, gosh,

look at you.

What are you

eating, daddy?

Oh, that's

my supper.

A can

for dinner?

Beans?

Oh, that

doesn't matter.

I'm just so glad

you're home.

No. You can't eat dinner

out of a can.

Daddy, this place looks

like a mess, eh, Inga?

That's it. No.

We're coming home.

Yeah, to take

care of you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Ha ha ha!

Daddy,

we're serious.

Ha ha ha!

I want you

to come back home.

Daddy,

we're home.

I want you

to come back home.

I miss you a lot,

gosh darn it.

Oh, we

missed you.

We're coming

back home.

All be one family

under one big roof.

Paradise

and absolute freedom to do

whatever you want.

Last beer

of the day for me.

Now that they made me

senior engineer,

you got to watch

every inch of them tracks.

You never know when

you have to stop on a dime.

You're still singing that same

lame old song there, Dwayne?

Bud, bud, bud,

man gets a job

like mine in these parts,

he becomes part

of the legend of the train.

How many beers

has he had?

Tapster, how much

do I owe you?

You owe me

for 3 beer.

Hey, Dwayne, what, you steal those

the old money train, or what?

Now that I'm in charge of that run,

you don't even joke about it.

You're in charge of the run?

Come on. No way.

I'm the engineer

on the old money train.

What's

the old money train?

Once a year,

the Canadian exchange trust

collects enough

worn-out U.S. currency

to ship back to the U.S.

international exchange

you're looking at the man

in charge of the midwest states run.

Pretty tall words for a grease monkey

that rides the rails.

What, do you think

you're a banker now, Dwayne?

Come on.

I don't know

a hoser around here

who's gonna pay

for a tow

when they can just get

a pull from the rope

and their neighbor's

4-wheel drive.

Who needs you

and your truck?

Why don't you get

a real job, bud?

See you around, boys.

Take her easy, Dwayne.

Whatever.

These are

on the house.

I don't need

your charity...

You know, maybe

things'll loosen up

once we moved in

with the Swede, huh?

I ain't

moving nowhere.

Come on, bud.

Bud!

Daddy is gonna

kill us.

In this house,

we live by these rules.

Bible. I'm gonna

read you something here.

"If a man seduces a virgin

"who is not pledged

to be married

"and he sleeps with her,

then he must pay

the bride's price."

You understand that?

Yes.

So, you're gonna

work around here.

You're gonna have to pay

the bride's price.

Now, I hear you're

a pretty good cook.

That's what they say.

I'm good.

Now, ok. Then you cook,

and you're gonna clean...

And, you, you're gonna

chop the wood.

You're gonna

mow the lawn.

You're gonna shovel

the snow...

And, most of all, you're gonna

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Tony Peck

Tony Peck (born September 5, 1983 in Louisiana, Missouri) is the drummer for Peoria, Illinois based band, The Forecast. He was raised in Pleasant Hill, Illinois and is a 2002 graduate of Pleasant Hill High School where he was active in the school's music programs and was a 2002 recipient of the Arion Award. After graduating from high school he began touring and recording with several bands, including The Junior Varsity, for two years before being asked to join The Forecast in July 2004. Tony currently resides in Quincy, Illinois. Tony uses C&C drums and Sabian cymbals. more…

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