Free Money

Synopsis: Walrus-like warden, Sven "Swede" Sorenson, a cross between Bluto and Wimpy, runs the prison, murders convicts who escape, and has the FBI on his trail in the form of agent Karen Polarski, the daughter of the town's corrupt judge. Swede's twins tell their father they're pregnant (they aren't), so he pushes their dim boyfriends, Bud and Larry, into shotgun marriages. He also turns his sons-in-law into slave labor, so Bud hatches an escape plan: to rob a train carrying old bills to the mint for burning. Larry's his reluctant accomplice. When Bud is captured and railroaded into Swede's jail, his death looks certain, until he hatches yet another plan that requires Larry's help.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Yves Simoneau
Production: Lionsgate
Rotten Tomatoes:
91 min

spinal cord out.

Ha ha!

Where is he?

Well, what

took you so long?

Tuck in your shirt.

Cover up your belly.

Where is he?

That was mean.


It was him


You don't ever do that voice

around me again, Larry.

Get over here.

I mean that. Never again.

Hee hee!



Hurry, boys!



Sir, it's Billy, sir.

We got him. Over.

Wounded, bleeding

but alive.

Sir, should we

bring him back here?

Rolf, your call.

Sky is clearing.

Gonna be a nice day.


Ha ha!

You're not coming, judge?

You don't need me.

You know what to do.

Come on.

Let's go, huh?

Here he is, sir.

Well, what are we

looking at here?

Oh, yeah.

Well, he's tore up

pretty good.

You get

the ambulance.

Better get a tourniquet

on this fella.

Turn him around.

Turn him around.


All of tinseltown

is buzzing about them...

Those star-studded

television spots for...

Look at this place.

I feel like I'm living

in a mailbox.

I don't see daddy or Liv

anymore, and nice job.

It's ok. Honey.

Honey, honey, it's ok.

It's ok. Relax.

It's ok.

Come here. Sit down.

It's ok.

It's all right.

You're all right.

Here. Have

a wine cooler.

We'll watch these

together here. Ok.

You ok?


...leading to 7 bedrooms.

"Why 7?" You ask.

One for each night

of the week, of course.

We raise our glasses

with a hale and hearty cheer.

I want to go visit Inga.

Why? You see her

in school every day.

Well, let's have them

over here, then.

I'm lonely, Larry.

I'm here,

your husband.

Yeah. Well, just that

ever since the wedding,

I really miss Inga,

and I miss daddy, too.

You do?

Yeah. I do.



Federal agent just cleared

the east checkpoint, sir.

I'll be right down.


There's somebody

here for you.


Hello, warden.

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Tony Peck

Tony Peck (born September 5, 1983 in Louisiana, Missouri) is the drummer for Peoria, Illinois based band, The Forecast. He was raised in Pleasant Hill, Illinois and is a 2002 graduate of Pleasant Hill High School where he was active in the school's music programs and was a 2002 recipient of the Arion Award. After graduating from high school he began touring and recording with several bands, including The Junior Varsity, for two years before being asked to join The Forecast in July 2004. Tony currently resides in Quincy, Illinois. Tony uses C&C drums and Sabian cymbals. more…

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