Free Money Page #2

Synopsis: Walrus-like warden, Sven "Swede" Sorenson, a cross between Bluto and Wimpy, runs the prison, murders convicts who escape, and has the FBI on his trail in the form of agent Karen Polarski, the daughter of the town's corrupt judge. Swede's twins tell their father they're pregnant (they aren't), so he pushes their dim boyfriends, Bud and Larry, into shotgun marriages. He also turns his sons-in-law into slave labor, so Bud hatches an escape plan: to rob a train carrying old bills to the mint for burning. Larry's his reluctant accomplice. When Bud is captured and railroaded into Swede's jail, his death looks certain, until he hatches yet another plan that requires Larry's help.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Yves Simoneau
Production: Lionsgate
 
IMDB:
5.0
Rotten Tomatoes:
29%
R
Year:
1998
91 min
127 Views


Please sit down.

Special agent

Karen polarski, FBI.

Oh, yeah.

You're FBI?

Yes, sir.

For heaven's sake.

It's the first time I get

to talk to a lady agent.

If they're all as pretty as you are,

let's change them all.

Ha ha ha!

Thank you, sir.

Well...

What can I do for you?

I'm here...

Hey, wait a minute.

Wait I minute.

I know who you are.

- Your name is Karen, isn't it?

- Yes, sir.

Not anymore.

It's polarski, my mother's maiden name.

You're judge rausenberger's daughter.

Yes, sir. I am.

Well, I'm here to talk to you about

last week's prison escape attempt.

Well, oh, boy,

that was a mess.

That was a real

fish fry there.

Can you tell me a little bit about

what happened that morning?

Yeah. We chased him

through the woods there,

and this guy,

he was real dangerous.

He was what they call

a stumper, you know?

He'd run out, and he'd

hide behind a stump,

and, boy, he'd

take you with him, and...

You were there

when they found him.

No. I wasn't.

I saw him

when he was wounded.

He had a wound

in his leg.

Yes. That's the wound

that brought him down,

but the wound

that killed him

was in the back

of the neck...

Possibly a Colt

or a Magnum.

Oh, that's liable

to happen.

You know, when

a guy like that, you know,

suddenly makes

a move on you, boy...

Is that what he did?

Did he do that to you, sir?

I don't know.

I don't remember.

It was all such

a blur, you know?

Did you shoot the prisoner, sir?

Huh?

Did you shoot

the prisoner, sir?

I don't remember.

Sir, do you have

a memory problem?

Sometimes

I think I do...

But I'm gonna remember

this moment, boy.

Be on the witness

stand there.

Yes. Yes.

Have you shot

other prisoners, sir?

You're talking to me

like I'm, you know...

Well, I'm asking you

a question,

and you're not giving me an answer

now, are you?

I'm giving you

the best answer I can.

Man on radio:

Come in, sir.

Just a second.

Can we start back in

without you, sir?

No, no, no.

Full negative on that.

I'm coming over there.

Got you.

I got to go

over there and...

Well, when your

memory clears up,

I'd be very happy if

you give me a call,

and if not,

I'll call you.

All right.

All right?

All right.

Very good talking to you.

Yeah. Say hello

to your dad for me.

You say hi, too.

Yeah.

Yeah,

you goddamn slut.

Pretty ass.

Son of a b*tch.

Goddamn b*tch.

Jesus Christ.

The f*** you doing here?

Daddy. Daddy. Ha ha ha!

I'm gonna finish my smoke before

we have to meet the warden.

Hey, lar.

Lar, come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Hi!

I don't know about you, but I got

a bad feeling about this.

Gee, I've never been

away from you this long.

Oh, my gosh.

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Tony Peck

Tony Peck (born September 5, 1983 in Louisiana, Missouri) is the drummer for Peoria, Illinois based band, The Forecast. He was raised in Pleasant Hill, Illinois and is a 2002 graduate of Pleasant Hill High School where he was active in the school's music programs and was a 2002 recipient of the Arion Award. After graduating from high school he began touring and recording with several bands, including The Junior Varsity, for two years before being asked to join The Forecast in July 2004. Tony currently resides in Quincy, Illinois. Tony uses C&C drums and Sabian cymbals. more…

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