Free Birds Page #3
I don't know who your friend is
but you guys should start
and free yourselves from stupidity.
There's no secret base
and there's definitely no time...
...machine?
Ah!
Ha!
Ah! Yeah!
Ah!
A-ha!
Let's go.
Hey, just because I'm following you
does not mean I am following you.
Follow me.
Did you not hear what I said?
I'm not following you!
There's just no other way...
- Ah! No!
- Ah!
Decontamination complete.
- What is that?
- Ow! It's a map, you idiot.
A map! Will it lead us
to the time machine?
They aren't just gonna write
time machine on the...
- Oh, man.
- Where is it?
It's, uh...
Oh, we follow the blue line.
The blue line, of course!
Of course.
We'll both follow the blue line
and get to the time machine
and stop Thanksgiving.
Welcome to the team.
Like two pieces of twine
woven together,
we are a strong and beautiful braid.
Yeah, if we're gonna do this,
you're gonna have to stop being weird.
Ten-hut!
You don't have to touch me
when you talk to me.
Okay, don't touch me, in fact.
Whoa!
Enemy approaching!
What are you doing?
They almost got us.
Us? They almost got you!
We are not an "us".
I'm a flock of one.
I'm a Ione wolf, ese.
El Solo Lobo.
Witness the awesome power
of the pardoned turkey.
Get back!
Hey, guys, Reggie here.
I don't even recognize you.
You guys must be new.
You guys are never gonna believe
what I've been through.
- Too much paperwork.
- Let's roast him.
- Copy that.
Chrononaut One,
are you ready
Yes, sir!
He'd better be. The chances
Wait, you never said anything...
That's on a need to know basis, sir.
Why are they trying to kill me?
Huh, I just want to go back
I had slippers. Slippers.
What are you doing?
I've got this completely under control.
Are you crazy?
You've had nothing under...
It's an old TFF trick.
Are you kidding me?
Control, we have a contaminant
in Chamber 47.
Copy that. What type, Agent?
Uh, a turkey, sir.
That is very weird, Agent.
Copy that.
How do we address it, sir?
Uh, with cranberry sauce.
Funny, right?
But seriously, we should deal
with the contaminant.
Copy that. All units report to Level H.
Exterminate with extreme prejudice.
Go, go, go!
Mr. President,
once the countdown starts,
we will not be able to stop it.
Understood, General.
T-minus three
minutes and counting.
- There they are.
- Ah!
Ah!
There's no way
I'm going near that thing.
Reggie, this is our destiny!
My destiny has pizza
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