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hell it was talking about.
The schlizzle is
in the hunschdizzle.
And then I realized
hunschdizzle meant dog dish.
So I looked down
in the dog dish
and there was the key.
So I figured it out.
The schlizzle is in the
hunschdizzle is the key
is in the dog dish.
Dad?
So I understand you
put in a new oil tank.
It's in the basement.
The old one was outside.
I'm amazed they were able to
get the thing down the stairs.
What did it cost you?
Too much.
You have to
do it, right?
By the way, I noticed
while we were driving up
looks like it can really
use some new paint.
I got a guy who's
cheaper than the Mexicans
and he cuts the lawn.
Wow, cheaper
than the Mexicans.
I'm not being racist,
I'm being realistic.
So how's the
movie business?
That's, uh,
not so realistic.
It's very different than
I mean, it's all about
you know, downloads and
all that kind of thing.
Well, how did the movie
about the clown do?
Not so well.
People didn't find it funny.
I thought that
was the point.
You're right,
that was the point,
but when people download
something about a clown,
they have a
certain expectation
it's going to
be hilarious.
It was during
prohibition
and my father was making
wine in the cellar.
So a cop
was walking by
and he saw this large
amount of grapes.
Walked to my
father and said,
hey, Bub, what are
and my brother and he said,
my kids love them.
And he believed it.
Because it was true.
I mean, you still do
love the grapes, right?
But I guess it was also
a lie at the same time.
So what?
That's show business.
Bob, sometimes you remind
me of Yogi Berra, you know.
Someone once asked him
what time it was and he said,
you mean now?
You know, I saw your
Steven the other day.
Still plays very well.
F*** him.
Dad, don't you think
it would be better
if you got some kind
of regular exercise?
I mean, you know,
therapeutic exercise?
would be so easy.
Oh, is it time
for our vodka?
Vodka!
Not yet.
Put her on the couch.
Okay.
Okay, Susan.
She can stand.
Hold me.
Okay.
Stand Susan.
Susan, stand.
Okay.
Let her walk.
Okay.
- One step.
- She can walk.
No Fred, she cannot.
I got her.
I got her.
- Put her on the couch.
- Okay.
I got you mom.
Slow.
Okay, okay, great.
You look good mom.
Oh yes.
Yeah.
I'm alive.
Well, that's...
that's good!
Listen, umm,
do you remember when you
went to Goucher College,
remember how you used to
live in a dorm there?
Well, that's what it's
going to be like again.
You're going to be
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