Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred Page #5
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- 2011
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Mr. Devlin is a vampire!
And vampires, they turn everyone else
they know into vampires, too!
The gig is up, Fred.
- You're outnumbered.
- Yeah.
That might be true, Devlin.
But I've got dancing pecs,
this mystical tattoo
and weird techno music plays when
the wind flows through my fluffy hair.
I don't see what that has to do
with anything.
Yeah, besides, we have my sister.
Surrender, Fred.
Okay, I'll surrender. Not.
Fred!
Okay, I was panicked,
but I did some research,
and I found some vampire fun facts.
You can tell someone's a vampire
because they can't
go in direct sunlight,
they can't see their own reflection,
and aside from crosses,
they don't like silver,
garlic,
and most importantly,
they cannot come into your house
unless you invite them in.
Fred, get the door, it's my date!
So until I figure out what to do with him,
I'll be completely safe from Devlin
in my home
where he'll never be invited!
Hello-ski.
Is everything all right?
Please
come
in.
- Hello, Jake.
- Well, don't you look stunning.
- Please, stop.
- No,
you look beautiful,
and I need to let you know...
She asked you to stop!
to a great little restaurant I know about.
- Now, that sounds wonderful.
- Mom!
You can't go,
you didn't hire me a babysitter.
Fred, I leave you alone
all the time, like every day.
But tonight.
Tonight, it's going to be dangerous.
Don't wait up.
I'll have you home by 8:30.
Come on, let's not stop the party
before it even gets started.
Bertha!
- Fred...
- Okay, I've got an emergency.
I'll pick you up in two minutes
on the Fred cycle.
Hilda, I must say, that is
a fantastic outfit.
Mr. Devlin, you make a
girl feel young again.
- There they are.
- What's the big deal?
- It's just a date.
- With a vampire!
- That's how you become one.
- A vampire?
I can't keep re-explaining things, Bertha,
I've had a lot on my mind!
Especially since
Kevin's little sister is stalking me.
- Stalking you? Give me a break.
- Yes.
Girls like me, Bertha. I'm hot.
- So, this is one of your main haunts, huh?
- Well, I've actually never been.
- On a teacher's salary...
- Yeah,
a lot nicer than this, huh?
Actually, I was gonna say,
on a teacher's salary,
I usually just eat toast.
Yes. You probably do.
Duck!
Hey, what's up with the huffing and puffing?
It's hard to pedal with
all this extra weight.
Well, maybe
you shouldn't have brought this!
It's for parking, Bertha. My kickstand broke!
Now, wrap it around the pole, would ya!
What are we gonna do? I mean,
we walk in like this, they'll recognize us.
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