Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred Page #3

Isn't he incredible!

You're so good. You're so good!

His piano has improved so much

since taking lessons from you.

Well, thank you. I had a lot to work with,

he has a lot of raw talent.

You taught him that? That is unbelievable.

So much talent to teach young kids.

As a single person, I totally respect that.

Hi, I'm Hilda Figglehorn.

Hello-ski, Jake Devlin.

Hello-ski yourself!

You know my son, Ferdinand?

I don't know if I do.

Liar! You know me, you're my teacher.

I'm just kidding, Ferd...

- Oh, my gosh...

- Of course I do.

That's too funny. You are too funny.

- Isn't he too funny, Fred?

- Yeah,

- he's way too funny.

- You must keep your wife in stitches.

No, no. I'm not married.

What?

A handsome man like yourself

with the ability

to impart musical knowledge?

How do you keep the women away?

There's no logical answer to that.

Could I

- get you a little drink?

- Yes.

Okay, then.

Hey, Wang Chung tonight.

Nice hair, Kevin.

You know, you look like Robert Pattinson,

if he were stupid!

What are you doing in my house, Fred?

I have to use the restroom.

Is this the restroom?

You know what?

I'm thinking,

I'm gonna kick you out of here, Fred.

No. Because Kevin,

I was invited to be here. I'm a partygoer.

Therefore, you're my host.

So, if you wouldn't mind,

could you get me a Coke, please?

Kevin,

are you being a good host?

With a slice of lime.

- Hey, Fred!

- Talia!

I wasn't expecting to see you here.

But it's good, right?

Yeah. What are you doing here?

I was bored up in my room.

Hey, Figglehorn!

What are you doing talking to my sister?

I'm not talking to your sister, Kevin,

I'm talking to Talia, who is your...

Your sister?

What?

What is going on around here?

The girl next door

How did I miss her?

It's just not fair!

She's Kevin's sister

My life is upside down.

Dad!

Dad, I need your help!

Gammit!

It's him! Ever since Mr. Devlin showed up,

everything got crazy!

Wait a minute.

There's something up with that man's name!

If you switch around the letters,

you get "devil" with an extra "N."

Huh? You see what I'm saying?

Pretty weird, right?

Let's figure this out.

Devlin.

Devil, "N" devil!

N-devil!

Devlin!

Devlin, N-devil, N-Devlin!

N-devil, Devlin!

Whatever! There's something there,

I'm gonna work on that.

That man is pure evil, and I know it!

I'm going to investigate.

Tonight.

Freddie

The middle of the night. Perfect!

Nobody's up this late.

Magic.

I'm still here, but you can't see me.

Floating teeth, who's doing it? Look out!

Oh, my gammit,

what was he burying in his backyard?

And was that Mrs. Felson's cat?

Did he murder her for her cat?

- Fred! Who are you talking to down there?

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