Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred

But where are you from?

I was born in ancient times,

So what happened to you?

I loved to shop, so

I shopped till I dropped.

Now, I am doomed to walk among the living

until these fashionable shoes

go out of style.

Those shoes are pretty swank.

So you can actually die from shopping?

My story should serve as a lesson.

Always shop at a mall with a food court

so you won't starve.

That's so tragic.

I'm so sorry.

I'm good.

I'll get it.

- Okay.

- Fred!

Are you going to get the door... Doorbell?

Sorry, Ghost Talia said she's getting it.

Oh, my gosh. I wish I could afford

professional help for you.

Janet.

Hilda. What a

- fun outfit for relaxing at home.

- I just came from work.

My job.

You've heard of those? You go out

and tell the world that you mean something?

Well, my job is raising my family,

and it's a full-time job for me.

- Hey there, Fred.

- Hi.

You know, Kevin keeps mentioning

wanting a playdate with you.

I did not say that ever!

Hey, how's your husband?

He's fine.

As a matter of fact, it was his idea

for me to invite you

to this little welcoming party

we're having for the new music teacher,

Mr. Devlin, tonight.

Kind of short notice, don't you think?

I understand if you have plans!

- We don't.

- Good!

Good, great!

7:
00. Bye, Fred...

I am not going to a party at Kevin's house.

Fred, since your father left me,

it's been up to me to raise you on my own.

And believe me,

I've enjoyed every minute of it.

But with that comes a lot of sacrifice,

and part of that sacrifice is

not getting invited to a lot of parties.

So we're going.

But Mom, it's at Kevin's house, Mom!

- Kevin's house!

- Wear something nice.

Oh, my gammit!

A party at the lair of

my arch enemy's house!

And for some creepy guy who's clearly out

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