Freaky Deaky Page #2

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You went upstairs?

Uh-huh, and Woody came in

and I asked him to leave in a nice way,

but he wouldn't.

Did he...

you know, perform the act?

I guess, as far as he was concerned.

It was just after a few minutes,

he rolled off of me on the bed

and went to sleep.

All right.

What's gonna make this difficult is

you're reporting a one-on-one

type of situation,

it happened a few days ago,

there's no evidence.

So you aren't gonna do anything?

Well, if you'll cooperate,

we can at least bring him in,

see if we can get him to admit it.

Woody put it a little differently.

He said if I cooperate,

we could fall in love.

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The man should be back presently.

Is that right?

What are you telling me for?

It says up there on the sign no parking

and you the police, ain't you?

My sporty attire give it away?

It must be how you got something

wrong with your ribs,

make your coat stick out all funny.

Where'd you do your time?

Jackson?

No, no.

Marquette, right?

Man, what you coming

down on me for?

'Cause you're about an inch

away from f***ing with me,

but you know better, don't you?

Oh man,

you right out of a book.

Old-time dick like all of 'em,

dumb as sh*t!

WOODY:
No, stop it! Stop it!

Stop! Stop it!

Help me!

Stop!

Ow!

- Is that Woody?

- Yeah.

Jesus Christ,

let's get out of here.

You okay?

Look at me, look at me, look at me.

What's going on?

I ask you to cooperate, you tum into

Charlie Bronson with a purse.

I'm sorry.

You.

Put your hands on the car.

Put your hands on the f***ing car,

you know how to do it.

All right, but don't touch me,

understand?

Don't touch me.

Sir, I'm a police officer.

I need you to step out of the car.

That... She was hitting me

with her purse...

Step out of the f***ing car.

Donnell...

who is this?

Donnell, he's resisting arrest,

explain it to him.

Sh*t, you ain't

never gonna bring him up.

Print that man, his lawyer sue

your police ass.

I'm gonna get these guys

to drive us to the station.

- Peckerwood.

- Sit up here, okay?

And don't say

a f***ing word to Woody.

You're asking for a lot.

WOODY:
Do not! Don't!

Why are you even in this car now?

What, you expect me

to drive you?

You want to drive us, Donnell,

you just don't know it yet.

Move it, Woody.

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MAN:
Cut!

What do you think?

That was beautiful, huh?

Sha-dooby!

I'm groovy and you're not.

Okay.

Eddie! Check...

Make sure the stunt guy's okay there.

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That Robin?

Hello, Skip.

Pull my pants down and spank me

three times.

Come here, girl.

Oh, sweetie! Oh.

Darling, look at you.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, you look gorgeous...

see that?

How long you been here?

A while.

A while, huh?

Did you see that?

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