Frat Pack Page #4

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Oh, yes, very clever.

Shut up, Fridge. It's a wonder

why he never gets laid.

Morning, yo!

Oh, hi.

I can carry that for you.

Oh, no, you don't have to.

Not a fan of the po-pos, huh?

No, I would never usually

wear something like this.

- Hey, when's the evil witch arriving?

- Stop!

- She's coming now.

- [car honks]

Hey!

[woman #2]

Let me out of this bento box.

Road trip, b*tches!

- F***, yeah, b*tches!

- Oh.

So, Elliot,

this is Shu and that's Amy.

We all went to college together.

Oh. Hello, nice to meet you.

Elliot.

[Shu, imitating E.T.]

Elliot!

E.T., that's a great film.

He sounds weird.

- [Elliot] Sorry.

- Hello, ladies.

Let's get out of here

and ditch these losers.

Okay.

My friend will be here

in a minute.

That's right, you got a

hot teacher chick coming.

[Amy] Who is she?

She's the gym instructor

at my school.

She's going through

a really bad breakup,

so I thought she'd appreciate

some time away.

She'll appreciate my crane.

[Sean] Come on, dude, no.

She's got

a really cool personality.

[all groan]

[Joey]

Yeah, that's code for pig.

Guys, stop.

That's her right now.

God f***ing damn it!

- [Skylar] Hi, friend!

- Oh, keep your distance.

- Oh.

- Breakfast burrito's resting uneasy in my gut.

Are you okay?

We'll know in an hour,

won't we?

What the f***?

This is Shu and Amy...

- Hey.

- Hey.

- ...and these are the guys.

- Hi, I'm Sean.

Young Joseph.

Fatima.

[whispers]

- Who?

- Huh?

- What's your name?

- Fatima.

I'm Daniel.

[chuckles nervously]

But people call me Fridge,

'cause I'm strong or something.

It's whatever,

it's weird.

- Cool name.

- Yeah?

How do you do?

Elliot.

- Brit, huh?

- Yup.

- I bet you are.

- Okay.

Um, we're gonna head out.

I'm driving

and Skylar's shotgun.

- [Skylar] See you guys on the road.

- [Sean] Bye.

- [Fridge] See ya. Bye.

- El, I wanna talk to you for a second.

Hey, listen, I really appreciate you being

so cool about everything, you know?

And I really love your mom and I know

we're gonna be a really happy family.

- Okay.

- That being said,

go out there and get

some American ass!

[all laughing]

Be safe, huh?

Don't be late

to my motherfucking wedding.

Yeah, don't do anything

I wouldn't do.

Road trip, b*tches!

Drugs and sex and f***ing, sucking...

[screams]

Road trip it, motherf***er!

Oh, yeah. Whoo.

They're gone.

Got my run in, my shake.

Jerk off.

[rock song playing]

[man singing]

[song ends]

[Joey] Dude, did you hear

what that girl's name was?

- Yeah.

- [laughing]

Yo, El, did you hear?

Yeah, I heard.

No, but did you

actually hear it?

Yeah, I heard it.

No, you don't get it.

It's "Fat-ima."

She's fat and her name is...

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