Frat Pack Page #3

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That's my boy.

So... Sorry, what is it

that we're doing, exactly?

Oh, it's alumni weekend at

our college in Colorado.

Yeah, my frat is throwing

a f***ing rager.

Yeah. Listen, after dinner, why

don't you guys pop a few brewskis,

fill El in on the road trip, and

then I'm gonna hit the dojo.

Right after this, I'm gonna

give Sean a little ass-pounding

in a game called

"Ass-pounding."

You guys got that in the UK?

- No.

- [Sean] You're gonna...

You're gonna pound me

in the ass?

[Joey] The f*** you trying

to say?

You just said you were gonna

pound my ass.

That's your new family.

- [Joey] Don't even think about it.

- [Sean] I'm not gay.

[Joey] Pound, pound, pound,

pound, pound, pound, pound...

- [TV:
video game sounds]

- [Sean] Oh.

Pound, pound, pound,

pound, pound!

So, I thought you and Sean were,

like, boyfriend and girlfriend.

- Gross, no.

- You're gross.

I just grew up next door.

They're like my brothers.

But you all ended up going

to the same university?

Yeah, we wanted to get away from Bismarck.

Shocker, huh?

Joey had Van Wilder complex, so we

all graduated about the same time.

- [Joey] I can hear you.

- You know it's true.

Sean hates his job

and Joey's just living at home,

doing this.

All he ever talks about

is the fraternity still.

This trip's gonna be

good for them.

Well, I think life after uni

can be a bit tough.

- You know?

- Oh, yeah?

Well, maybe this will be good

for you, too.

Oh.

What's up, sluts? [chuckles] Just kidding.

It's a thing...

- [Joey] Fridge!

- [whispering] Okay, so this is Daniel.

They call him "Fridge"

because he's big

or eats out of a fridge a lot

or something? I don't know.

- Okay.

- Who's this guy?

Uh... Fridge, Elliot.

Elliot, Fridge.

Hello.

I work for the US government.

- Right.

- What do you do?

Um... I'm kind of in-between...

jobs at the moment.

- Yeah, "funemployed."

- Yeah.

You don't work for the

US government, Fridge.

You're a meter maid.

Parking enforcement officer,

okay?

Still working for

the government, Sean.

Shut up, Fridge.

You got it, bro.

Do you want another beer?

Yeah, but I'll get us one.

All right.

[cat yowls]

- Oh, my God, are you okay?

- Yup, just another cat.

It was a cat.

[panting]

[screams]

- [Joey] Morning, Dad.

- Whoo! New record.

[yells]

Road trip, motherf***er!

I'm really not feeling very comfortable

in the clothing Joey's given me.

I don't know, let me see. Spin.

I see what you mean.

It's a little straightforward.

I mean, I didn't go to their college,

but I sure do like to have fun.

Like, on weekends, I'll wear a

shirt with a more humorous slogan,

like, "I'm not as think

as you drunk I am." [laughs]

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