Frat Pack

Synopsis: A shy British graduate gets dragged on a wild road trip across America to a raging fraternity party by his soon-to-be stepbrothers, as his mother marries into a larger-than-life, all American family. (His worst nightmare)
Genre: Comedy
95 min

Come on.

- Keep it f*cking moving.

- Okay.

[in mock British accent]

Hello, guv'nor!

Me name is Winston Churchill.

Welcome to America.

[English accent]

The f*cking US of A!

[American accent]

Wolverine isn't English, moron.

[American accent] Yeah, but

Hugh Jackson is, you dumbass.

Dude, you got his name wrong,

and he's Australian.

He's not from Austria, you tool.

[English accent] Will you two blokes

stop cunting about, eh? [laughs]

[American accent] A little creepy?

A little creepy with the masks?

[English accent]

Off with your heads, then!

[man chuckles]

[American accent] Oh, yeah.

Hey. Michaelson.

How are you doing, eh?

This here's Sean.

I begged them not to do it.

What up, dude? I'm Joey.

But my friends call me

"Young Joseph."

Dude, nobody calls you that.

- Shut up.

- Hey, you like the OG shit?

You like the OG shit.

Huh, El, you like the OG shit?

[rap music playing

on car stereo]

[Michaelson] All right.

All right.

That's how we like it.

That's how we roll.

- It's great.

- Yeah.

You know what?

Never mind that.

Nah, let's get going.

[engine starts]

Do you want the Beatles?

Do you want that?

- You want the Beatles?

- Okay.

[man singing pop song]

[song fades]

[Michaelson] So it's a

three-bedroom casa upstairs,

so you'll be crashing here

in my dojo down here. Yeah.

And I hope you don't mind

the girls being in here,

'cause they love Joe's room.

- Oh, the cats?

- Yeah.

I'm actually

slightly allergic.

What? Holy shit!

I gotta get the girls

out of here!

[Elliot] It's not...

It doesn't really matter, but...

It's a mild allergy.

Look, I am so sorry.

I am so sorry.

Consider this

an official apology, okay?

- Okay.

- We had no idea.

We're all cat lovers here.

That's Princess over there.

This is Cosby. This was before Cosby

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