Frat Pack Page #2

Synopsis: A shy British graduate gets dragged on a wild road trip across America to a raging fraternity party by his soon-to-be stepbrothers, as his mother marries into a larger-than-life, all American family. (His worst nightmare)
Year:
2016
95 min
37 Views


did all that sh*t, I named it.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Oh, it's fine. It's fine.

My mom actually gave me

allergy medicine, so...

Your mom is an angel sent

directly from God's bosom.

- Directly! Directly!

- Directly.

- I like techno.

- Okay.

I love hip-hop,

I like... I like kale,

I like Uber X, I like social

medias, I like all that sh*t, El!

I'm telling ya, if you're

thinking I'm some kind of weirdo,

I'm a...

I'm actually pretty cool.

- I'm pretty cool. [clears throat]

- Mmm-hmm.

[cat growls]

I think I'm...

I think I'm pretty nervous.

Is the cat okay?

- Yeah.

- Okay.

Yeah, I think he went to the bathroom.

I gotta go.

Really beautiful house.

Oh, yeah, did my dad

set you up okay?

Yes. I'm in the sort of Asian-inspired

room. I've got my own punch bag and...

- Right. The dojo.

- Yeah.

Sorry about the cats.

Um...

Ever since our mom died,

my dad's been really into them.

- [meows]

- Oh.

Sometimes he just tries

too hard.

I just think he really wants you

to like him.

So, what's up, are you in

a costume or some sh*t?

- [Sean] Dude...

- I'm just saying.

We need to make him look less like

Doctor Who before the trip. That's all.

I just... I wasn't really sure

what was appropriate to wear in...

I can dress you in my threads if

you're cool with the smell of p*ssy,

because they be covered

in that sh*t, yo.

He's a moron.

So, you just graduated college?

Yeah, a couple of weeks ago.

Oh, cool,

did you go to Hogwarts?

You see...

Total moron.

Okay.

[Michaelson] All right.

You dudes better be hungry.

- [cat yowls]

- Get out of here.

Ah. Yeah.

[chuckles] Oh, wait, pizza's here.

All right!

Hey, El,

they got pizza in the UK?

- Uh, yup.

- Cool.

- Awesome. [clears throat]

- Hi, guys.

[Joey] Hey!

- Hey!

- Hey, all right!

- [Michaelson] Okay.

- [Sean] Yay.

- Hi, I'm Skylar.

- Hi. Elliot.

Oh. Nice to meet you.

This must be so crazy for you,

coming out here to meet these guys.

Uh... Yeah, a bit.

[Skylar chuckles]

[Michaelson] Yeah,

that looks good.

After you.

Oh. Thanks.

[Michaelson] Oh,

wait, wait, wait!

I got something for you, El.

- A little English food, huh?

- Oh.

- Oh, yeah!

- Oh.

[Michaelson, English accent]

Your tea and crumpets, sir.

- Thanks.

- [American accent] Yes, of course. My pleasure.

- Looks great.

- Like you never left home, right?

Are you guys excited

for the road trip?

F***, yeah!

F***ing road trip, baby.

Hey, are Amy and Shu driving

with you?

Yeah, and some girl from work

wants to come.

Oh, yeah,

I bet she wants to come.

Atta boy, Joey.

[all laughing]

- Joey! Right?

- Whoo, whoo, whoo.

[sniffing]

Sniff it. Yeah. Yeah.

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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