Four Against the Bank Page #2

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because he thought you were

a wiz with numbers,

but you're only an expert

in one number:
zero.

At least I always break even.

I'm cautious with my client's accounts...

I've got it!

Why don't you become a math teacher?

Tons of vacation, no stress.

I'm not resigning, and you can't fire me

for no reason. It's in my contract.

Mr Schumacher, I didn't get

the market report for today.

If there are any big changes

in the market,

I need to know that for my clients.

Call the head office.

It's probably a glitch.

I already called four times.

They won't return my calls.

They disrespected me.

What do you expect?

I expect you to apologize.

Get on your knees and beg for your job!

- Forget it. No way.

Your temper gets the best of you.

- Don't forget,

I had to pull a lot of strings

to get you a job in that agency.

And I've worked my ass off for them

for nine years!

They're nothing without me!

- No, you're nothing without them!

I'm not helping you again.

- I don't need your help.

I've saved up some money:100,000 euros.

I'm going to use it

to open my own agency.

"Chris's Boxing Joint."

Man, that sounds fancy!

Are you trying to get killed?

- I can see the headline:

"Wife Runs Down Jogging Movie Star

and Still Manages...

to Get the Girls to School on Time."

Hi, cuties.

- Hi, Papa.

I left you some scrambled eggs.

- Okay, bye!

Remember to pay the heating bill.

- Pay the heating bill, got it.

BAERENBANK AG:

ACCOUNT NUMBER:

So...

Time to put the cash

in my pocket.

Here's proof,

if you don't believe me.

Take a look.

- 272 euros?

Mom, that's 6,800 shares of...

- Rotary Global? -Yup.

Whatever it is,

at four cents a share

that makes 272 euros.

- Are you f***ing kidding me?

Tobias Bluemel!

- Bluemel!

Calm down, gentlemen.

I want to talk to my investment advisor!

- We want to talk to Bluemel!

He's a fraud!

- Bluemel! Show yourself, coward!

I don't know what...

- Oh, these things happen.

Too bad the board doesn't like it

when one of our employees gambles away

the life savings of his clients.

I didn't gamble anything,

I just didn't get the emails.

Oh right, the glitch.

No, look at this.

There's nothing there.

See? Nothing.

The market reports!

Suddenly they're all there!

Oh man.

It breaks my heart, Tobias,

but I have to ask

for your immediate resignation.

You did this.

You did this.

That's despicable!

You're scum!

You're a monster!

Those men trusted me, they trusted us!

They trusted us with their savings!

And you just let...

let, let, let them lose it!

Wow, I'm impressed, Tobias!

You've got talent!

I don't mean to be fussy,

but Heidi's nipples are oval,

and she trims her bush

into a landing strip.

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