Forgetting Sarah Marshall Page #2

I used a condom, but

I'm really scared that I have an STD, Doc.

Peter, I'm a paediatrician. Have you noticedyou're sitting on a fire truck?

- Right.- Little kids running?

- Yeah, this is new. I like it.- I'm kind of backed up...

Could you take a look at my penis?

Go ahead. Let me see it.

- Sorry.- That's all right. Take it out.

Good.

- You barely looked at it.- It's a good-looking dick, Peter.

- Beautiful dick.- Do you think maybe while I'm here,

- I could get some blood work?- Peter!

Your girlfriend dumped you, right?Are you hurting? Are you hurt?

Stop it. Stop crying. Use your dick.Keep f***ing. F*** everything that moves.

Just wear a condom.

Listen, I'm backed up,I got a lot of kids. I gotta go, okay?

You want something?You want a balloon? You want a lolly?

I just came!

Hi.

Hi.

- Hi.- Hi.

Hi.

- Hi.- Hi.

Okay, do you mind not saying thatover and over again?

You can gag me.

- You brought a gag?- And handcuffs.

Do you wanna gag me?

Kind of, now.

What've we got today?

Just a walk and talk at the lab.

That's what 20 years on Vice will do to you.

What've we got here?

The victim's penis was foundbehind the AC unit.

Ouch!

Can you say "dicksicle"?

Let's do this.

Okay, I'm ready.

The victim's peniswas found behind the AC unit.

Just go with the usual stuff, maybe.Something dark and ominous.

Like losing your penis is a bad thing.

Oh, you want dark and ominous.

Come on, I got Allman Brother tickets,I gotta get out of here!

That's what 20 years on Vice will do to you.

What've we got here?

Peter! Peter, Jesus Christ!

You're f***ing Billy Baldwin, aren't you?

- Aren't you?- Pete, Pete, Pete.

- Stop staring at me.- Pete!

You know you're not getting paidfor today's session, right?

- I'm aware of that.- F***ing a**hole.

Peter, it's Brian.

Go away.

Listen, your landlord called me.

Said there's smokecoming out of your place.

Who, Mr Lopez? 'Cause he's a liar!

He doesn't...

We worry about you, Petey.

Yeah, come on, Peter. Open up the door.

The fire marshal's gonna come inand bust it down.

You haven't beenout of the house in two weeks.

Why are you so damn strong?

I feel so strong!

Hey, don't walk away from me.You come close.

Your place is disgusting, Peter.

Hey, don't walk away from me.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey!

What are you burning, man? Come on.

It's everything.

It's everything that reminds me of herand I need it gone!

Okay, I thought I was fine, Brian,and I'm not. I'm not fine at all.

Okay, let's just put the picture down.

Put that down. Let's discuss this.

- I love her, man.- I know.

Look, Liz and I, we think the world of Sarah.

We think she's great.

Okay, but everything...

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