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No, as my opening act, man.
What are you doing
for the next few weeks?
You want me to open up
for your band?
Oh, if you don't wanna do it,
Hannibal Buress.
Be perfect for you.
I didn't say I don't
wanna do it, I'm just saying,
you know, just give me
for too long, you know?
All right, ready?
Here's to comedy
- before folk rock.
- Cheers.
Hello?
- Rise and shine.
- What the f*** are you doing?
What do you mean what the f*** am I doing?
I'm picking you up.
Dude, I thought you were
bullshitting last night.
No way, dude, I wouldn't
bullshit about this.
Wait, hold the door!
Hold the door! I'm coming up!
Damn.
Okay, okay.
- Yo, what's up, dude?
- What's up, man? Hey.
- What a night, huh?
- Yeah.
I like what you did with the place.
It's nice.
- Thanks, yeah, it was featured
in "dwell" magazine. -Funny.
Well, our first stop's Jersey,
I wanna get on the road
and get going
before rush hour traffic.
Jason, I can't just eject
out of my life
- and join the f***ing circus.
- Dude, you're a temp.
- Can I have a beer? You want a beer?
- No, you go ahead.
I'm in a place
right now where I need
to focus on my writing,
I need to hunker down
and flesh out some new material.
Well, then flesh out
some new material on the road.
You are asking me to create an opening
act for a musical performance.
I can't just whip it up
in an afternoon.
You were on Conan.
Okay, I'm sure you'll be fine
on my solo acoustic tour.
- Yeah, in a sketch about Bartman.
- Yeah.
Anyway, my role
was a non-speaking role.
Okay, it's not standup.
It's very different.
Well, whatever, dude,
I'm sure it'll be fine.
Jason, I need to get
my life in order.
I need to climb out of debt.
I need to find a mattress
that doesn't have
a slow leak in it.
What the f*** else
are you gonna do?
What, are you going
to go back to advertising?
No.
No f***ing way, dude.
What? What? My former boss,
he started this new agency.
He's making six figures.
options or something,
he said he'd give me an interview
in the next few weeks.
Dude, how many times have
A career in music?
A career in comedy?
That, my friend,
is a lifetime commitment.
And you wanna look back
in four years and realize
that you gave up
because a girl dumped you,
and then f***ing money
was tight?
Hey, man, is there any chance
we can swing by my old place?
I'd love to grab my rolling bag.
What? You still
have stuff at Emily's?
A few little things, yeah.
Thank you.
You still have
a lot of stuff here.
Yeah. I'm still getting
settled in my new place, babe,
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