Flushed Away Page #4

In the pocket, in the pocket!

Blimey, it's cold.

That's why I wore me mittens.

Hit men don't wear mittens! Take them off! You're embarrassing me.

It's all right for you. You've got little hands.

- Got it! - They don't get as cold.

- I ain't got little hands! - Yeah, you have.

You got lady's hands.

They might be small, but they're lethal weapons.

You got your mother's hands.

Right. Put your hands together.

You could have wiped your feet.

Stop squirming!

Goodbye, vermin.

Now, let me see the latest addition to my cubist collection.

- What?! Impossible! - Oi! Kermit!

The prize returns to me!

You big, fat, slimy airbag!

After them!

Why are you stopping? Don't we have a plan?

"We"? Who's "we"?

You can'tjust leave me here!

Faster, you idiots! They're escaping!

No! Not the master cable!

We have a plan?

Put that back!

Wait, wait! That will never hold both of us.

You're right. Toodle-oo.

Wait!

F-f-f-freeze!

Don't break! There are things I want to do, sights I want to see!

That wasrt on the list.

Do something!

Keep your legs straight when you hit the water!

I kept me legs straight, Spike.

Good grief, that's high. Quite high. Rather high. So very, very high.

Cool.

See you!

If she can do it...

Here goes.

And gently down.

- My ball. - It's my ball, it's mine.

Rita! Rita!

Where is she? Rita!

Target at twelve o'clock!

Oh, come on!

Careful, Whitey. That's a banana skin.

Rita!

Over there!

You look pretty ridiculous now, Millicent.

Keep your legs straight!

What are you, some kind of rat boomerang? Give me back my ruby!

I haven't got your ruby!

OK. Well, now I've got your ruby.

Please be careful.

That ruby means a lot to me. It's priceless!

Hold on.

It's a fake.

No, it's blooming not. It's real!

No, no, no, look, it's just glass.

- It's real! - Fake.

- Real! - Fake.

- Real! - Fake.

- Real! - Fake.

- Real! - Fake.

Look, look, look. You can tell. Watch this.

There, you see? You can't break a real ruby.

Right. I probably shouldn't have done that.

Look on the bright side. I saved your neck.

Once The Toad knows it's won'thless, he'll stop chasing you.

Roddy St. James saves the day.

Good grief!

You try to do somebody a favor, and they...

A favor?! That ruby was from Queen Elizabeth's crown!

It fell down the drain of Buckingham Palace!

Maybe the Queen wears fake jewelry.

Keep still!

Can we just talk about this?

Real or not, that ruby was going to change my life!

Han Chin Chinese takeout.

A madwomars attacking me with crayons!

- One chicken chow mein. With wonton? - No, crayons!

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