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anything vegetarian?

Vegetarian? Is that what your new

boyfriend eats?

It's healthy. Meat makes you

aggressive, he says.

True, when Kees sees a naked b*tch,

he goes berserk.

Yuck, egg.

You can't handle eggs. They make

you fart.

Alright then.

Did we walk the old man today?

He stinks pretty badly.

-It's Toet's turn.

I did it yesterday.

-You just put him out in the garden.

You tied him to a garbage truck,

last week.

Do it together, couple of jerks.

Walk an extra block with him. When he's

had eggs, you don't want him inside.

Pineapple's always a feast.

Six on the Richter scale.

Hello.

Mrs Flodder?

Johnnie?

Hello Henkie, Toet.

-Sjakie, old f***er.

What are you doing?

-What does it look like?

You've added an engine.

Yes, now the old man can walk

himself.

What a bright idea.

-Except, the engine doesn't start.

Can you pull?

-Of course. Let me.

What did you do, jerk?

Did you break it?

What an a**hole.

-Sorry, guys.

I didn't mean to do that.

Hey, Sjakie.

Had breakfast? I didn't know you

were a vegetarian.

I came to talk about the 25th

anniversary of Zonnedael.

Oh, that's what all the Christmas

decorations are about.

Next week, there will be a big party

with fireworks at the end.

Good, we like fireworks.

It's a very complicated thing

to organize.

The entire neighborhood's

helping.

Every little bit helps.

But there are always people afraid

it will get out of hand.

I doubt it. This is a very quiet

neighborhood.

They were wondering if you would

help out too.

Of course, we love a party.

Maybe you can clean up the house

and the garden a bit.

Yesterday, I said to Kees that we

had to clean up the mess.

Sort things a bit. Exhaust pipes on one

side and tires on the other.

We're working on it, Sjakie.

We had to get used to this

neighborhood.

But we're doing better and better.

Kees is playing tennis for instance.

How come?

He has to learn first, so he started

by watching the girls play.

You can learn a lot by watching.

And Ma's visiting the neighbors.

She got an invitation.

That's nice to hear.

Here's the envelope. It was for a party

or a demonstration or something.

With free booze. Just her thing.

But this was for the people who lived

here before you.

That shows how quickly they accepted

us here.

See you, Sjakie.

Mascara makes your eyes shine.

Our mascara's waterproof.

I'll give you all a bag with our

products.

Where did you hide the booze?

How did that Flodder woman get in?

She had an invitation, somehow.

Mrs Flodder...

-Nice shelves.

Did you read all of it?

Will you join us again? I poured

you a coffee.

I need something to wash it

down with.

Gotcha.

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