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dating somebody now.

Oh, no, I know.

The point is, I...

I... I'm very happy.

And I want you to be happy too.

David said that Katherine

is coming tonight.

And she RSVPed plus one.

Oh, cool.

Katherine's coming?

That's great, yeah.

Uh, she... yeah, she's

coming with somebody,

'cause she's over

it, and I'm over it.

And we're both over it.

So that's... that's... I

mean, that's... that's great.

No problem here.

Holy sh*t.

Hey, man.

Uh, we have a bit...

Little bit of a problem.

Where are the guys?

The guys.

The guys are definitely not

out flirting with your cousin,

I know that.

Why?

What's up?

Man, uh, OK.

Well, Katherine's

on her way here.

And you know what?

She's bringing a date.

So great.

Good.

Hey, Katherine, the

one that got away.

Yeah, you actually don't have

to say that every time I...

I bring her... her up.

It's really annoying.

You get so pissed

off every time, man.

OK.

Well, you know what?

It's not that funny.

If it happened to you,

it wouldn't be funny.

It would never happen

to me, because I've

never been broken up with.

Look, you're stressing

out over nothing.

She is probably

dating some dork.

I know this.

- OK, but...

- Oh, my god, she just walked in.

- Where?

Oh, sh*t.

This is my boyfriend, Mario.

You don't have to say it.

I know I don't

have to, but I have to.

Your ex-girlfriend

is dating AC Slater!

Oh, my god!

Yeah, I know, dude.

OK?

Oh, hey, Katherine!

No, what are you doing?

Shut the f*** up.

Hey.

What do you mean,

what am I doing?

This is, like, the

greatest day of our lives!

No, it's a shitty

day of my life, man.

You're being selfish.

- How am I being selfish?

- Just get it together.

Hey, guys.

Hi.

Mario, this is Adam.

Hey.

Hey, how are you?

- Barrett.

- Yeah.

- Big fan.

- Oh.

Huge fan.

And not of the hosting bullshit.

But you know.

You know.

Yeah, yeah, I can

probably guess.

"Saved by the Bell."

That's it, man.

Oh.

I like the, uh... the... that

you got going on there.

Oh, heh.

Uh, yeah.

Oh, it's not real.

I... I didn't get the memo.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, no, it's just

something we do every year.

- It's called Fu Man...

- Choose Your Own Adventure.

Yeah.

I can't believe it's that

time of year again, huh?

I... I... I can't believe it.

Hey, maybe next

year you could join us.

Yeah.

Well, that's the whole thing.

But yeah.

I mean, maybe.

But...

- He could totally join us.

Yeah, I know, but

I'm talking about...

Maybe.

Heh.

Uh, excuse me, guys.

I gotta use the restroom.

Honey, OK, I'll...

I'll be right back.

- OK.

- Oh, that's so crazy.

I have to go too.

'K.

I'll try to sneak

a peek for you.

Don't do that.

Hey.

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