Flirting with Disaster Page #2

Oh, didn't I tell you?

She's-She's doing the study.

I'm gonna be coming along

to San Diego next week...

to document the reunion.

In fact, Nancy, I've got

some waivers that I need you to sign.

You see, there's such a dearth

of in-depth documentation...

into the psychological impact

that these reunions have...

on, for instance, you, the spouse,

as well as Mel's adoptive family.

- Ah, so you're a psychologist?

- Not quite.

I'm just finishing my doctorate.

Tina used to be a dancer.

Oh, those days are long gone. I--

Listen, I've gotta call the office.

Oh, there's a phone in the kitchen.

It's right there on your left.

- Got one right here.

- Well, next week?

- Yeah, yeah.

- God, that's soon.

Well, they're gonna pay for everything.

Isn't that great, sweetie? Honey?

After I had my baby,

I wanted my husband to stay home...

and help with night feedings...

not drag me on some plane

for San Diego.

I like travelling.

The baby's five months old.

I really think this is gonna get us

closer together.

Oh, honey, after you're married,

he feels like he's kissing his mother

half the time, anyway.

Our kissing is still nice, but he's

so controlling about the oral sex.

Well, have you tried

the warm water method?

- Are you kidding?

- No.

- You're kidding.

- No.Joe loves it.

- Hey.

- Oh, hi, Mel.

- Hi.

- Look what I found.

What did you find?

- What made you dig these out?

- Remember?

I don't know. I was just feeling

nostalgic for some reason.

That's so sweet. We found these

on our first field trip together.

Very sweet. Oh, congratulations

on finding your mother, Mel.

- Thank you.

- That oughta settle

some big issues for you, huh?

Definitely. Which issues

are you talking about?

- Starting with the whole sex thing.

- Sex. Baby's name. The baby's name.

- 'Cause you said Ethan--

- No, no, wait a minute.

She just said the sex thing.

- You said that Ethan was too feminine.

- Right.

- We were trying to think of a more

masculine baby name, right? So--

- Okay, but she said the sex thing.

- Didn't you just say the sex thing?

- But she meant that.

- Well, why don't you just let her

speak for herself? Wh-What did you mean?

- Well, tell him. Tell him. Go on.

Actually, it was oral sex

I was referring to.

Oral sex, really?

I think I just walked in...

- on a ladies' conversation

that guys aren't supposed to--

- No, you didn't.

- Yes, I-- I'm gonna go.

- No, no, no, no, no.

- I'm gonna leave.

- No, stay.

- No. No. Leave.

- Don't go. Come on.

- Go. Stay? No.

- Honey, we weren't talking about us.

- I-- What?

- We wouldn't-- I wouldn't--

- No. I know.

- You've gotta know that.

- I know that so much.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes