Flight 7500 Page #2

compartment above your seat.

- To start the flow of oxygen...

- What do you mean the hair is not good?

And did I not tell you

I want blue eyes?

Gouge the eyeballs out!

Just tear them out.

Okay, I gotta go.

Okay, we're taking off.

We wish you all an enjoyable flight.

Excuse me, sir.

You need to put that in the overhead

compartment. Here, I'll get it.

No, just... I'll do it.

Okay.

It's okay.

It will be safe up there.

So I'm backpacking through Asia.

It's going to be awesome.

I'm going to catch some waves in Bali...

- Excuse me. All electronic devices must be...

- No problem.

- Off.

- Flight attendant, prepare for takeoff.

Total urban myth by the way.

I guarantee if I leave this thing on,

this plane is not going to crash.

So why did they say it then?

That's the man trying to keep us down,

controlling our thoughts.

Duh.

Duh.

Yes, ma'am.

Vista Pacific 7500. You are clear

for take off on runway 2-8-1.

Engage thrust mode.

8 nauts.

She's a beautiful little girl.

She had blond hair and blue eyes.

- She lived in a castle, see?

- Mmm-hmm.

The captain has turned off

the seat belt sign.

So feel free to move

about the cabin.

However we do recommend

when seated to keep

your seat belt securely fastened in case

of any unexpected turbulence.

See?

Urban myth.

What if you killed us all?

But I didn't.

What's with the phone stash?

I can score a hundred bucks

each for one of these, you need one?

Oh no, I don't need

a stolen cellphone, thank you.

Hey. Times are tough, sister.

Look around!

There's a global financial crisis.

Boomers screwed the pooch, man.

They ain't helping out Gen Y.

Gotta make a living somehow.

Surfing ain't free.

Who say it isn't, it's water.

En cast, girlfriend, en cast.

So this is my dress.

I actually designed it myself.

Oh honey, there's your dad.

Rick's dad, well, he's great.

When he gets drunk, he gets

a little touchy feely, doesn't he?

You know, nobody tells you

about all the questions,

like should you put your hair up,

should you put your hair down.

Oh, I didn't realize,

you're also married.

Look at our rings, did I show you my...

well, mine is a little bigger,

but they're both so pretty.

Have you seen 16-I?

Oh, yeah, he's eating his way

through our pretzels supply.

Hey Jackie, can I have

those two bottles of champagne?

Well, What about row 11,

miserable married couple.

They haven't said a word the entire flight.

They hate each other's gut.

Do you think she married for passion or

do you think he was her safe choice?

Uh...he greased my ass twice already,

- so, I think wrong choice.

- Eww...

And then we have

"bridezilla" in 16-F.

She won't quit with the wedding photos.

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