shot himself in the game room. That
just blew it for me.
Bow and arrow. Strange.
What are you, doped up or something?
I don't work for you yet, assface.
Don't talk to me like that.
(after a beat)
15 INT. HOUSE - DAY
I commend you on your Spanish.
16 INT. LIBRARY - DAY
---the door behind them.
Ahh, the library. Masculine but sensitive.
Really, I love what you've done with the place.
Must have cost you...hundreds.
Here's my proposition, Mr. Fletcher.
I'm all ears.
I want you to murder me.
Here. On Thursday. I'd like you to shoot me dead.
---He just stares, barely breathing.
The reason I ask you to do me this service
is that I am facing a long, painful, and most
certain death. You see, I have bone cancer.
Synopsis: A veritable chameleon, investigative reporter Irwin "Fletch" Fletcher (Chevy Chase) might drive his editor (Richard Libertini) up the wall, but he always produces great pieces for the newspaper. When his next story is about the drug trade taking place on the beach, Fletch goes undercover as a homeless man. Unaware of Fletch's true identity, businessman Alan Stanwyk (Tim Matheson) offers Fletch $50,000 to kill him. Intrigued, Fletch decides to unearth the full story behind the offer.