Synopsis: Walt Koontz, a homophobic guy, ends up with paralyzed vocal cords because of an unfortunate stroke. His therapy includes receiving singing lessons from a neighbor who is not only openly flamboyant but also a pre-op transgenderist. Both of them are equally prejudiced; Koontz against homosexuals and the neighbor against close-minded straight people.
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Drama
Director(s): Joel Schumacher
Production: MGM
  3 wins & 4 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
112 min

Sir, have you been hit?

M r Koontz Are you awake?

I'm Dr Nirmala.

Can you hear me?

Do you understand me?

You've had a stroke. There is

some paralysis on your right side.

M r Koontz Im Detective Noonan.

In the early morning hours

of October 3rd, you heard gunshots.

You attempted to confront

the perpetrators before your heart attack?

Actually, a stroke.

Right. Sorry.

Did you get a look at the killers?

Could you identify them?

You 're here for Amber Garcia Sanchez?

I'm here to identify the body.

Uh huh. And your relationship

to the deceased?

Just a friend.

Stupid f*ck! Where's the money?

Hey! We been every square inch.

The roof, basement, now this shithouse.


I'd like to know where

the fuckin' bitch is across the hall.

Miss Cristal? Are you in there?

Open the door, bitch!

Open the goddamn door, bitch!

All set, Mr. Koontz? I've arranged for

one of our volunteers to drive you home.

I'm goin' home alone.

By yourself? Alone?

- Bu t why?

- Im OK.

To see if I can.

Hey, Pop. Jesus Christ!

Come here. Check this out.

Walt, you need a little help?

Walt! Walt!

You need a little help, Walt?

No, I'm OK.

I can't believe what happened to him.

Waldo Koontz

why you walking so funny?

I... I had a stroke.

Oh? You think that's bad?

I didn't sleep a wink last night.

Oh, God.

Welcome home, motherfucker.

Oh, my God!

What the f*ck did you do to my place?

You Neanderthals!

I'll f*ck you up if we don't get our money.

What money?

The money Amber gave you to hide.

If I had money, I'd move to a place where I

wouldn't have to deal with scum like you.

Now see, bitch!

You homicidal maniacs are so sensitive.

What the f*ck is this?

No! Don't! Don't!


What is it?

What the f*ck is this shit?

It's Amber's ashes.

Aw, shit! Aw, shit!

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Joel Schumacher

Joel T. Schumacher (born August 29, 1939) is an American film director, screenwriter, and producer. Schumacher rose to fame after directing hit films of his decade St. Elmo's Fire (1985), The Lost Boys (1987) and Flatliners (1990). He later went on to direct John Grisham adaptations The Client (1994) and A Time to Kill (1996). His films Falling Down (1993) and 8mm (1999) competed for Palme d'Or and Golden Bear respectively. In 1993, he signed on to direct the next installments of the Batman film series. Schumacher-directed Batman films Batman Forever (1995) and Batman & Robin (1997) received mixed-to-negative reactions from both critics and the public. After the Batman films, Schumacher pulled back from blockbusters and returned to making minimalist films such as Tigerland (2000) and Phone Booth (2002), both earning positive reviews. He also directed The Phantom of the Opera (2004), The Number 23 (2007) and two episodes of House of Cards. Known for casting young actors, Schumacher helped actors like Colin Farrell, Kiefer Sutherland, and Matthew McConaughey to launch careers. more…

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