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FIX THE CAR, YOU KNOW?

JUST... GET IT...

WORKING ORDER AGAIN.

IT'D BE AWESOME.

I'M SO GLAD

WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE.

- WE'LL GONNA BE OKAY, BABE.

- YEAH.

- YES.

- 100%.

[DR. LISA] YOU TWO HAVE

DONE SUCH AMAZING PROGRESS.

YOU SHOULD BE:

SO PROUD OF YOURSELVES.

YEAH, I FEEL LIKE

IN THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS,

WE ACTUALLY HAVE COMMUNICATED

ABOUT THINGS NOT KID-RELATED.

YES, WE HAVE.

[CHUCKLES]

- WE WENT TO OUR FIRST TWO R-RATED MOVIES,

- YEAH.

- IN I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG.

- [CHUCKLES]

IN A THEATER. AT NIGHT.

WOW, THAT'S GREAT.

SO HOW DO YOU FEEL?

[MARIA] I MEAN,

IT FEELS GOOD, YOU KNOW?

I FEEL LIKE WE'RE ACTUALLY

- ON OUR WAY, RIGHT?

- YEAH.

NO, IT FEELS, YOU KNOW, GREAT.

YOU KNOW, EXCEPT FOR THE, UH...

- ALLAN.

- SEX.

OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

A COUPLE MORE SESSIONS

AND YOU WILL BE FINE.

OH, YEAH, NO, I THINK...

YEAH, WE'LL BE FINE.

IT'LL BE FINE.

WE'VE ACHIEVED

EMOTIONAL INTIMACY.

- MM.

- AND, UH, COMMUNICATION.

- AND I FEEL GREAT.

- YEAH.

AND AFTER ONLY:

THREE SESSIONS, HUH?

[ALLAN] YEAH, WELL, WE COULDN' HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU.

- YOU'RE AN AMAZING RAPIST.

- THERAPIST.

YOU'RE A GREAT,

GREAT THERAPIST.

AND YOU'VE GIVEN US,

YOU KNOW, VALUABLE TOOLS.

AND THOSE HANDOUTS YOU GAVE US

WERE JUST... THEY WERE...

- VERY INFORMATIVE.

- ...REALLY GREAT.

- COLORFUL.

- PRETTY.

AND YET YOU ARE SURE THA YOU DO NOT WANT TO CONTINUE

WITH THE 12 SESSIONS.

STILL A LOT MORE

THAT WE NEED TO WORK ON.

UM, YOU KNOW,

I'VE GOT SOME MORE HANDOUTS

AND SOME CLASSES

I'D REALLY RECOMMEND.

I ALSO WROTE A BOOK,

ALMOST PUBLISHED.

- OH.

- SO THERE'S A LOT MORE TO COME.

- YEAH.

- NOT AT $300 AN HOUR.

- EXCUSE ME?

- WHAT?

- [ALLAN AND MARIA LAUGHING]

- [MARIA] OH, MY GOD!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

HEY, LISTEN,

IF WE'RE GONNA SPEND 300 BUCKS

IT'S GONNA BE ON YOU AND ME,

BOTTLE OF BABY OIL,

A LITTLE CANDLELIGHT,

- SOME...

- OKAY.

YOU HAD ME AT BABY OIL.

COME ON.

[ALLAN]

I TOLD YOU, MOTHERFUCKERS.

I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA DO IT,

AND I DID IT.

I'M GETTING LAID, OKAY?

AFTER THREE SESSIONS.

SH*T. STILL COST YOU

NEARLY A GRAND.

NOTHING'S BRINGING ME DOWN

TONIGHT, PHIL, OKAY?

NOT EVEN YOU.

I STILL REMEMBER MY FIRS POST-THERAPY SCREW.

IT WAS SO GOOD.

I JUST...

IT'S BEEN SO LONG FOR ME.

I HOPE I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN

ANYTHING, YOU KNOW?

OH, YOU KNOW

YOU JUST JINXED IT, RIGHT?

WHAT? NO, NO, I DIDN'T.

I DIDN'T JINX ANYTHING.

IT'S NOT, UH...

IT'S NOT JINXABLE.

IT'S AN IMPOSSIBILITY.

EH, ACTUALLY,

THAT MIGHT'VE JUST JINXED IT.

JINXED.

LISTENERS,

WE ARE GONNA BE BACK

NEXT WEEK WITH SPORTS.

GUARANTEED.

- [RUSTLING]

- [ALLAN] OH, YEAH.

SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH.

OH.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

OVER MY HEAD.

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