Fist Fight Page #2

Synopsis: On the last day of school, right on Senior Prank Day in Roosevelt High, things don't look good for meek English teacher Andy Campbell, who feels exceptionally expendable facing a bleak future in front of severe job cuts, just before the year's new school season. But soon, things will go from bad to worse when feeble Campbell will infuriate the scary hot-headed history teacher Ron Strickland, who in turn, he will challenge him in an old-school, no-holds-barred, mano-a-mano throwdown in front of everybody, in the parking lot after school. Inevitably, now that the fight is on, no excuses, no regrets, and certainly no talking sense into Strickland, is going to save Campbell who needs to face the consequences of his actions and pay the heavy price. After all, snitches get stitches.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Richie Keen
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
5.6
Metacritic:
37
Rotten Tomatoes:
26%
R
Year:
2017
91 min
£32,153,522
Website
1,926 Views


And "Mr. Dick Suck's English class" again!

- In Sharpie!

- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)

- (ALL LAUGHING)

- (MOUTHING)

And now I have Ms. Grossman

peering through the window.

Uh, excuse me for one second.

- I'll be right back.

- STUDENT 1:
All right, Blake!

STUDENT 2:
Yo, Blake turned

a cat into a dick.

- Hey!

- Hey.

- Hi.

- Hey, how's it going?

Uh, what's going on?

I got some news for you about your job.

Oh, my God. What do you...

What do you know?

Wolinsky and Henderson just got fired.

- Oh, my God! That's great!

- Right? Yeah!

I mean, it's terrible because...

(LAUGHING)

I know, 'cause they got families.

Yeah, they got the families

and everything.

But they're not gonna

fire the whole English department, right?

Exactly. That'd be crazy!

Holly, thank you! I gotta call my wife.

That's fantastic.

(HORSE WHINNYING)

What the f*** was that?

Where did they get a horse?

They stole it from the race track.

They got it all hopped up

on homemade meth, you know,

so it'd be amped up enough

to run through the hallways.

- Yeah.

- It's not like the best batch, but...

I'm sorry...

- How do you know that?

- How do I know what?

Holly, you're not doing meth again, right?

Yeah. Yeah, just a little bit.

- Don't do meth.

- No more homemade meth. Got it.

No, no. No meth, period.

When I'm on my period, don't do it?

That's when I need it the most.

Holly, you're the guidance counselor.

- You've never done it?

- Oh, God, no. No.

- Oh. Man, it's f***ing great.

- Yeah.

- Is it?

- (LAUGHS) Yeah!

I think the best I've ever felt.

Holly, this stuff's gotta stop.

- Right.

- Right?

Yeah, 'cause it's a gateway?

- It's the finish line.

- There's worse stuff.

I don't think I can help you.

All right, thanks.

I gotta call my wife. Thank you, Holly.

All right.

I'll take care of your classroom.

Ooh, ooh, no, no, no! Don't do that.

- What's that?

- They're fine. Yeah.

Some of them are fine.

You know what I mean?

- They're good-looking.

- Uh-oh. Yeah, no.

(STAMMERING) Leave 'em alone.

- Right?

- Right.

- But thank you for the news.

- Yeah.

- Thank you!

- You're welcome.

Yo! Neil's gonna prank Strickland today.

Strickland might legit kill Neil, bro.

I know. It's gonna be epic!

Whoa! What's happening here?

You don't just come on

my field mowing nothing.

So sorry, Coach.

Principal Tyler said we have to mow here.

- For real?

- Yeah.

Wow.

Good for you. Good for you!

This is a gleaming example

of people doing positive things out here.

Y'all can hit the track.

Yvette, all of the rolling your eyes in

the world ain't gonna get you nowhere.

And tell your mother she never

text me back, damn it!

- MAGGIE:
(OVER PHONE) Hello?

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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