Fist Fight Page #2
And "Mr. Dick Suck's English class" again!
- In Sharpie!
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- (MOUTHING)
And now I have Ms. Grossman
peering through the window.
Uh, excuse me for one second.
- I'll be right back.
- STUDENT 1:
All right, Blake!STUDENT 2:
Yo, Blake turneda cat into a dick.
- Hey!
- Hey.
- Hi.
- Hey, how's it going?
Uh, what's going on?
I got some news for you about your job.
Oh, my God. What do you...
What do you know?
Wolinsky and Henderson just got fired.
- Oh, my God! That's great!
- Right? Yeah!
I mean, it's terrible because...
(LAUGHING)
I know, 'cause they got families.
Yeah, they got the families
and everything.
But they're not gonna
fire the whole English department, right?
Exactly. That'd be crazy!
Holly, thank you! I gotta call my wife.
That's fantastic.
(HORSE WHINNYING)
What the f*** was that?
Where did they get a horse?
They stole it from the race track.
They got it all hopped up
on homemade meth, you know,
so it'd be amped up enough
to run through the hallways.
- Yeah.
- It's not like the best batch, but...
I'm sorry...
- How do you know that?
- How do I know what?
Holly, you're not doing meth again, right?
Yeah. Yeah, just a little bit.
- Don't do meth.
- No more homemade meth. Got it.
No, no. No meth, period.
When I'm on my period, don't do it?
That's when I need it the most.
Holly, you're the guidance counselor.
- You've never done it?
- Oh, God, no. No.
- Oh. Man, it's f***ing great.
- Yeah.
- Is it?
- (LAUGHS) Yeah!
I think the best I've ever felt.
Holly, this stuff's gotta stop.
- Right.
- Right?
Yeah, 'cause it's a gateway?
- It's the finish line.
- There's worse stuff.
I don't think I can help you.
All right, thanks.
I gotta call my wife. Thank you, Holly.
All right.
I'll take care of your classroom.
Ooh, ooh, no, no, no! Don't do that.
- What's that?
- They're fine. Yeah.
Some of them are fine.
You know what I mean?
- They're good-looking.
- Uh-oh. Yeah, no.
(STAMMERING) Leave 'em alone.
- Right?
- Right.
- But thank you for the news.
- Yeah.
- Thank you!
- You're welcome.
Yo! Neil's gonna prank Strickland today.
Strickland might legit kill Neil, bro.
I know. It's gonna be epic!
Whoa! What's happening here?
You don't just come on
So sorry, Coach.
Principal Tyler said we have to mow here.
- For real?
- Yeah.
Wow.
Good for you. Good for you!
This is a gleaming example
of people doing positive things out here.
Y'all can hit the track.
Yvette, all of the rolling your eyes in
the world ain't gonna get you nowhere.
And tell your mother she never
text me back, damn it!
- MAGGIE:
(OVER PHONE) Hello?
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