Fired Up Page #2

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That makes you real.

We have got to do better

than last year.

We could take a dump in our pants

and still do better than last year.

- I'm just saying.

- But we're better this year.

And if we work hard,

I think we have a real shot.

I don't know.

There's 300 girls up there...

...who want it just as much

as we do.

- And who are much better than us.

- Three hundred girls.

Who want it just as much as we do.

And are much better than us.

Tell you what, man,

that'd be the place to be.

Instead of sweating our balls off

in the desert with Coach Sh*t-Sh*t.

- So let's go.

- What?

Let's go to cheer camp,

be cheerleaders.

- Cheerleaders?

- Yes.

Oh, my God.

Are you coming out to me?

I'm so proud of you, man.

And you know what,

I kind of always knew.

Will you shut up. All right,

I'm too straight to be gay.

I could suck knob

and still be straight.

I could have one in my mouth

and two in each hand...

- ... and still win a straight award.

- All right.

Which is why I wanna go

to cheer camp. Think.

Three hundred hotties

we've never been with before.

I wonder if they let guys

go to cheer camp.

Name, name. Give me a name.

- Carly. She's the captain.

- Hey, Carly.

Yeah, I know, it's the most beautiful

name you've ever heard...

...my eyes look like forever...

...and you love every bone in my body,

especially yours.

No, but that's good.

Mind if I use it?

No, no. No lines.

We wanted to wish you

luck at cheer camp.

Sure, you do. I know your game.

No girl left unturned.

- What?

- How dare you?

No. We just see how hard

you ladies cheer out there...

...and we really hope

that you do good.

Yeah, do us proud, you know. Beat

the skirts off those 300 other girls.

And guys? Are there guys there?

Do guys go?

- What about guys?

- It's a good question.

There's girls and guys that go.

I don't know if guys-

Yes. The good teams are all co-ed.

That's interesting. I just didn't

know that. I was just pondering.

Carly, come here. We're working on

a new mount Bianca came up with.

- Yeah!

- Coming.

I'm gonna walk away backwards,

so you guys don't talk about my ass.

Man, she's got nice lumps.

Either one of us ever hit that?

I don't think so. I think

she respects herself too much.

Right.

Who wants to deal with that drama?

So, what do you think

about cheer camp?

- What do you mean, what do I think?

- Let's go.

- We're not cheerleaders.

- We're athletes, we can do anything.

They don't just let anybody go.

You've gotta be part of a squad.

Let's join a squad.

How hard can this be?

A couple of flips, a pyramid.

Black sheep

Three hundred honeys

on our biscuits.

- What about football camp?

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