Finishing The Game: The Search For A New Bruce Lee Page #3

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- You know what I like about you, Chang?

- What?

Absolutely nothing.

It was the highest-rated show

in the country on Friday nights.

But after only nine episodes,

something horrible happened.

Dean Silo, best known for his

role as tough-talking detective Rob Force,

was found dead early this morning

in his Beverly Hills home.

I'm here on the scene

with Officer Williams.

Officer Williams,

when did Dean Silo pass away?

Well, the preliminary report put the time

of death at approximately 3:37 a.m.

And the circumstances

surrounding his demise?

Well, based on the position

of the body of the deceased

and several pieces of evidence,

it appears that Mr. Silo

was in the midst of self-asphyxiation

and attempted autofellatio

at the time of death.

Thank you, Officer Williams.

Traces of several substances

were found in, on or around the body,

including amphetamine, morphine,

Dramamine, codeine, Sizzlean, quinine,

Quaaludes, pre-ludes, mescaline,

methadone, metha-dust, angel dust,

Mercocet, Percocet, Darvocet,

Roxicet, Vicodin,

OxyContin, tin,

LSD, CPC, PYT,

amphetamines, barbiturates

and Elmer's Glue.

Also, several male juvenile

pornographic magazines

and a giant Nazi flag

were strewn around the body,

and the deceased was wearing

a Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard's outfit.

Needless to say,

Troy's show got canceled,

and all the networks

refused to air the reruns.

For me, a job in sales

is the same as an acting gig.

You know,

I mean, it really is.

The only difference is you, um...

you're performing

in front of a smaller crowd.

Hello, how are you?

My name is Troy Poon.

Do you have a moment?

I'd like to show you a great product.

Aren't you...?

A-a-aren't you...?

Aren't you that guy?

Th-the one on the television?

- Yes, yes, that's me.

- Oh!

Do you have a moment?

I'd like to show you the...

Why not?

- Don't mind the mess.

- The more mess, the better.

That's what this thing is for.

And as you can see,

the MegaVac cleaning machine

is extremely simple

to put together.

See? I mean,

it doesn't get any better than this.

It's beautiful.

Its sucking power is unrivalled.

Oopsie!

Let's see how the new MegaVac

cleaning machine handles the job.

Sorry to interrupt,

but could you say it?

- Excuse me?

- That little thing you say about the laundry.

Please say it for us,

just once?

- Cheese!

- Me, me, me!

- Go, go, go.

- Ready? OK, here we go.

Ready?

Everybody, "Cheese!"

Well, hello!

There are quite a lot of you here...

So today

is the first day of your auditions.

What are you experiencing

right now?

I imagine this is how Godard felt

when he was casting "Breathless ".

Yeah, yeah.

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