Finding Mr. Right Page #2

I asked them this morning,

but neither wants to switch rooms.

I'm sorry, but there are no more rooms.

How about when Joe has her baby

you can have her room,

but that's 3 months from now.

There's a big room upstairs with a crib.

The big one.

I like that one. How much?

That one is Mrs. Huang's, right?

Please.

I love that room.

Double price?

That room is for

when the babies are born.

Hey, sister.

Why don't you switch with me?

I have a big room too.

I want yours.

You bought so much? Are you showing off?

Everything was so cheap.

And that's a good reason?

I just want Mrs. Huang's room.

Alright, Miss Wen.

You can have that room for USD4,500, OK?

That's the deal.

OK.

You can pay me later.

OK. Let's swap today soon.

Thanks.

What are you looking at?

Mrs. Huang,

be careful with my computer.

OK.

Mrs. Huang, I love seafood.

Can I have the, urn...

Alaskan crab everyday?

I'll pay for that.

Did you hear me?

Yes.

And please do my laundry. I'll pay.

Mary, you would do anything for money, right?

What do you mean?

How about I pay you to take sh*t for me?

Don't you start messing me around, OK?

Having one prima donna in the house is enough.

Really?

Please.

Speak your own language.

We're saying Americans don't eat crabs

when they're pregnant

so that the babies

won't come out waving 8 legs.

Hi Stella. Go ahead.

What's the market price now?

When it reaches 9, sell all 20 million.

Brag!

Yes, sell all 20 million.

Hey

who is this Devil Wears Prada?

Miss Wen,

you need to see a doctor this afternoon.

Pick one you like

and Frank will take you.

You're sure my doctor is the best right?

This isn't an illegal clinic, right?

You want a female doctor who speaks Mandarin.

Two conditions are satisfied.

And she's the most expensive one.

It looks real...

but I'm sure there are fakes

in the US as well.

Fill this out.

She's a Chinese doctor. Why all the English?

I can't do this.

It's discrimination.

How many times have you been pregnant before?

This is my fourth time.

You really bought it?

It's my first time.

Any allergies to medication?

Yes, poison.

I don't think there is any.

Any operations?

I fell down a tree when I was a kid.

Had a few stitches on my head.

Does that count?

How many stitches?

Three, four, five... Whatever.

You know the English language well.

You even know how to write "stitches"? Wow.

OK. See you next week. Bye.

DB. Oh, Frank. Long time.

We didn't finish this.

Sorry. You don't have to do this.

Chris, show this lady in.

Sure.

Doctor Tang said you used to be a doctor,

but you don't look like one.

That's why I quit.

Why did she call you DB?

Isn't your name Frank?

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