Fifty Shades of Black Page #2
What? Uh! Get that dick!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Take it to town, motherf***er.
Get that dick.
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Sh*t, girl, yeah! Ooh!
So, did he have a big dick?
- What?
- Ooh, girl, was it like real skinny, girl,
or was it like real long,
like skinny long?
'Cause that's f***ing weird.
But, like, short
and thick, girl?
I can get down with
that short, fat dick.
No, there is... There's no...
There's no dick.
Remember what I told you, okay?
If it's got like little red zit-like
things on the head of that sh*t,
you put that in your butt, okay?
He gonna be like,
"Oh, girl, no, it's just skin tags."
"B*tch, you got 47
skin tags on your dick?
"I ain't falling for that sh*t.
"Again!" Okay?
Mmm, but you gotta admit,
girl, he is bangin'! Mmm!
Yeah, I guess if you're
into the wildly-successful,
super-handsome,
possibly-dangerous thing,
then Christian
Black is your guy.
B*tch, I'm talkin'
'bout Lil Weezy!
Ooh, girl, he got
tats on his tats.
And he ain't afraid
to get a b*tch pregnant.
Let you keep
the baby and everythin'.
Mmm.
You gonna eat that?
Ooh, I wish I could find a man
the size of this to satisfy me.
(CHUCKLES)
This sh*t better be gluten-free.
(SIGHS)
Hmm, Mr. Black.
Oh, God.
Mmm... God, Christian.
Mmm...
(MOANING)
(CLIPBOARD CLATTERS)
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
(EXCLAIMING)
Oh, my God, you know
what I wanna do.
(CONTINUES MOANING)
(RETCHES AND SPITS)
(GAGGING)
(YELLING)
(CONTINUES GAGGING)
(MOANS)
(COUGHS)
(PANTING)
(CHUCKLES)
(GASPS)
- Hi.
- What the f***?
What a pleasant
surprise, Ms. Steale.
Please, call me Hannah.
Okay, Ms. Steale.
I was just in the area and
wanted to pick up a few items.
Are you stalking me, Mr. Black?
(LAUGHS)
Yes.
I mean, unless you
don't want me to.
You do want me to, don't you?
Just something to think about.
Can I help you with something?
Yes.
I would like to pick up some
cable ties and some tape.
Well, you're in luck, we got
- What color do you want?
- Red.
The color of passion.
The tape is this way.
Follow me.
If I didn't know better,
for a serial killer.
(CHUCKLES)
Don't be ridiculous.
If I was a serial killer,
I'd need rope, ax, lye, ammonia,
chlorophyll, wood
chipper, plastic sheets
and three large
boxes of space Pampers.
And a shovel.
Second thought...
I think I need to
pick up a few more items.
Well, looks like
you're all set now.
Thank you, Ms. Steale.
photo to go with the story,
I'll be around tomorrow.
And the next day.
And the day after that.
I'm actually around
all of next week.
Here. Just contact me.
"Christian Black.
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