Fifty Shades Page #3

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friendship or whatever, you know?

I guess. Come on.

Yeah. Come here.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Hannah! Did you just

kiss me on my lips?

Wait, I thought that... No. Listen.

Okay, let's get one thing clear.

We are just friends. Don't make it weird.

Oh, no, l thought...

It's okay, I'll f*** you later.

Wait. What?

I said I'll see you later.

Jeez, Hannah.

Oh.

Just go.

Pow! Pow!

Girl, he's staring at you like

some real

Fear-type

sh*t right now, girl.

He look like Marky Mark

after he left the Funky Bunch

and started acting, girl.

All right, give me a smile.

Cheese.

All right, don't ever

f***ing smile again, okay?

He asked me to go to coffee

with him after the shoot.

Oh, girl, that's cute!

Last time I went to coffee,

I got eaten out

outside of McDonald's.

That McCaf menu

got a girl gushin'.

All right, let's break the Internet.

Eat.

I'm not your dog, you

can't tell me what to do.

You're right. If you were

my dog, I would do this.

Bad girl! Bad,

bad, bad girl!

So, tell me about your family.

Well...

My dad left me when

I was two years old,

so I was mostly

raised by my stepdad, Ron.

That's painfully uninteresting.

How about your mother?

She's been married eight times.

Yeah.

She's an incurable romantic.

Are you a romantic?

I guess.

I mean, I like long

walks on the beach.

I like baby talk,

I like to cuddle.

Ooh, and I love

Nicholas Sparks movies.

Even the one with Miley Cyrus?

That's my favorite one!

B*tch, I'm out!

Cheers.

Yeah.

Ooh, that tastes like a

white boy on spring break.

I hate him.

I'm gonna call him.

You want another drink?

Yes. Drink to forget.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That tastes horrible.

The Molly must not be

crushed up all the way.

Let me fix it for you.

I gotta go to the bathroom.

You gotta what?

I gotta go to the ladies' room.

Huh? l have to take a sh*t!

Hannah... Hannah, you feeling all right?

A little woozy perhaps?

Whoa! Huh? Unable to

make good decisions?

We should take it

to the next level

and you, like, suck my dick.

Huh?

Baby, you take it

to the next level,

you stop feelin' sick, okay?

Oh, my God. You are

my bestest friend.

Yes. With benefits.

Ah... F*** my mouth

with your fingers.

F***!

I'm never gonna get none.

I'll f*** you. I ain't gonna

like it, but I'll do it.

Listen, I don't

f*** white girls, okay?

Nigga, who you callin' white?

She just call me the N word?

Kind of turned me on.

Call me "nigga" again.

Mmm-hmm.

Well, hello there.

Yeah, this is Hannah.

Hannah, are you wasted?

Yes, I am wasted.

You're a hole-ass,

you're might on the roney,

you penis suck of yours.

You sound like Yoda. Listen, I

want you to go home right now.

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