Fifty Shades

Synopsis: An inexperienced college student meets a wealthy businessman whose sexual practices put a strain on their relationship.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Michael Tiddes
Production: Open Road Films
  2 wins & 4 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
92 min

I mean, who doesn't

wanna be them?

Well, you know, me and my

brother were Thing 1

and Thing 2 for

Halloween this year.


Yeah. Check this out.

Oh, my God, look at both of you!

We called 'em

Thang 1 and Thang 2.

That's amazing.

What if I wanted to hire you?

I don't know. I see the way

the women dress around here.

I don't exactly fit in.

You know, despite the

Salvation Army sweater,

the greasy weaves,

and your big ol' Usher nose,

there's something oddly

attractive about you.

Yeah, you're like

the little ugly runt

in a litter full

of pretty puppies.

You know, the little ugly one

that nobody wants to touch.

You're, all hairless and

big-eyed and wild-looking.

But you just wanna take you

home and give you love,

or stuff you in a sack

with a bunch of rocks

and just toss

your little ugly ass

at the bottom of the ocean.

Just put you out your misery.

Oh. Okay.

Thank you, Mr. Black.

Please, call me Christian.

Christian. I hope I answered

all your questions.

You certainly did.



Ooh, shit!

Oh, God!


Jesus Christ!

Oh, God, make it stop!

White girls,

get that elevator fixed.

Ooh, Hannah!

So, how was he?

He was all right, l guess.

Oh, shit! You fucked him,

girl! I knew that shit!

Yeah, girl, get that

dick, girl, get that dick.

What? Uh! Get that dick!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Take it to town, motherfucker.

Get that dick.

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

Shit, girl, yeah! Ooh!

So, did he have a big dick?

What? Ooh, girl, was it

like real skinny, girl,

or was it like real long,

like skinny long?

'Cause that's fucking weird.

But, like, short

and thick, girl?

I can get down with

that short, fat dick.

No, there is... There's no...

There's no dick.

Remember what I told you, okay?

If it's got like little red zit-like

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Marlon Wayans

Marlon Lamont Wayans (July 23, 1972) is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and film producer, beginning with his role as a pedestrian in I'm Gonna Git You Sucka in 1988. He frequently collaborates with his brother Shawn Wayans, as he was on The WB sitcom The Wayans Bros. and in the comedic films Scary Movie, Scary Movie 2, White Chicks, Little Man, and Dance Flick. However, Wayans had a dramatic role in Darren Aronofsky's critically acclaimed Requiem for a Dream, which saw his departure from the usual comedies. In 2009, he appeared in G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. In 2013, he had a leading role in A Haunted House and co-starred in The Heat. A Haunted House 2 was released on April 18, 2014. He also appeared in the Netflix film Naked. Marlon has partnered with former Funny or Die co-founder Randy Adams to create What the Funny, an online destination for urban comedy. Marlon created the comedy competition television show, Funniest Wins, which aired on TBS in June - August 2014. As of 2014, Marlon and his brothers have been traveling the U.S. with "The Wayans Brothers Tour". In 2016, Wayans wrote, produced and starred in Fifty Shades of Black. The film is a parody of the 2015 erotic romantic drama film Fifty Shades of Grey. In 2017, NBC gave him his own sitcom, Marlon, for a 10-episode run. In September 2017, Marlon got renewed for a second season by NBC, set to premiere in 2018. more…

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