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that youre more successful than him?
- Who says I am?
- Well, I mean, at least financially.
It's not like he's playing a flute
with a hatful of dollar bills in front of him.
- He's a teacher.
- Teaching's a cool thing.
Yeah. Besides, why does everything
in my life have to be a trophy?
- I mean, who am I trying to impress?
- Hey, we're on your side.
No, I know.
It's just that I hate when people-
- Ow!
- Oopsie.
Oh, just kill me.
Just take a hammer and kill me.
Oh, sh*t. Who is it?
I -It's me. It's Ben.
Your date?
Oh, God, no.
Oh.
I'm sick. Come back.
I'll call you tomorrow. Go away.
Wait, wait, wait. What kind of sick?
You okay? You in pain?
I-
ate at this new place.
I think-
Are you faking it? 'Cause we don't
have to really do this if you don't-
Mommy.
Ernie, go away.
Ernie, don't eat that!
Oh, sh*t.
Uh-
So, you wanna pull the plug
on this thing or-
All right, here we go.
Come on.
All right, we're almost there.
Okay. Okay.
Now sit right here.
Oh, God!
All right. Okay.
Here. Pick your head up.
Up. Okay, up.
Uh, all right. Um-
Do you have any, like,
pajamas or a nightgown?
In the top drawer.
Top drawer. Okay.
All right, here we go.
Well, Wonder Womans been looking for these.
I gotta call her.
Let her know they're here.
- Okay. All right. I'll help you up.
- Mm-mm.
- Get up.
- Don't worry. Come on. Come on.
- I'm so sorry.
I'm gonna help you change, all right?
I won't look. I promise.
- Uh-huh.
- Okay.
Okay, I looked.
Let's get this on.
Get your arms through.
Okay, here we go. You're gonna be okay.
You're gonna be okay.
There's nothing left
to throw up, I promise.
And if you do, here's Mr. Hamper.
Okay? All right.
Here. Drink this
when you feel like you can, okay?
- All right.
It's Ben.
Okay, go back to sleep.
- Hey.
- Hi.
How you feeling?
Uh, I mean, I'm not about to enter
any pie-eating contests.
Did you clean up my bathroom,
or did I dream that?
Me? No. Uh, the vomit elves came in.
And, uh, really adorable.
Really cute little things.
I mean, little caps and little barf bags.
Well, thank you.
I mean, you really,
really went above and beyond.
Uh, no, please. It wasn't a big deal.
You were very ladylike.
Hardly any "chunk age. "
- What's in the bag?
- I got some, uh-
I got some movies just in case you woke up.
Not in case you woke up.
I knew you were going to wake up.
In case you woke up in the middle of the night.
Yeah? Anything good?
Uh, mostly animated
pornography from Japan.
And a little something
I like to watch too when I feel sick.
Well, for me, it's Annie Hall.
- Wh-What did you say?
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