Ferdinand Page #3

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Fun, right?

I guess.

(WHINES)

I am not stoked about this.

Not stoked at all.

(SIGHS)

This doesn't make any sense.

I'm not a little calf anymore,

so what?

More of me to love.

And besides,

bigger bull, bigger helper.

I'm going.

No. No, no. Juan said no.

Juan said no,

I'm not going. It's settled.

But Nina will be miserable

without me.

She needs me.

Ah... But I need to go,

but I need to stay.

And go. Stay. Go.

What do I do? What do I do?

What do I do?

What do I do? (GRUNTS)

If that orange doesn't fall

by the time I count to three,

I'm going.

One...

If that rock is still there

by the time I...

(EAGLE SCREECHING)

What could you possibly

need that for?

Okay.

If that egg doesn't hatch

by the time I count to ten,

I'm going.

One... (GASPS)

(SHELL CRACKING)

(RAPIDLY)

Two, three, four, five, six,

seven, eight, nine, ten.

Whew! Didn't hatch.

Flower Festival, here I come!

Oh!

(CHIRPS)

FERDINAND:
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

(BELL TOLLING)

(GASPS)

(CROWD CHEERING)

(GASPS)

(SCREAMING)

Hey! You forgot your bike.

I'll leave it right here.

(GASPS)

(SNIFFING)

Wow.

Oh, wow!

(WOMAN GASPS)

(CAT YOWLS)

(FERDINAND EXCLAIMS)

This is some next level stuff.

(GASPS)

(WOMEN GASP)

Whoa.

(CHUCKLES)

Huh. That was odd.

(BABY CRYING)

You don't like the little

piggy balloon?

(SPLUTTERING)

We'll get you

another balloon, okay?

MOTHER:
Gracias, seor.

(VENDOR SPEAKING SPANISH)

(MOTHER SPEAKING SPANISH)

(CRYING)

(BEE BUZZING)

Oh! (CHUCKLES)

All yours, little guy.

(NUNS GASP)

(PRAYING INDISTINCTLY)

(BELLOWS)

(GASPS) Ferdinand.

You shouldn't be here.

What?

(BELLOWING LOUDLY)

(SCREAMING)

Nina!

Oh. Now he acts like a bull?

We have a situation here.

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

It's okay. It's okay.

He won't hurt anyone.

My baby.

The beast got my baby.

A beast? Where?

(BABY GIGGLING)

Ow! Ow! (GASPS)

(HORN HONKING)

(YELLS)

(BABY CACKLING)

Huh?

(GRUNTING)

I'm coming, little baby.

Out of the way!

(WHIMPERS)

Whoa!

Got you.

(SPEAKS SPANISH)

(GIGGLES)

(WAILING)

WOMAN:
He's a monster.

Keep him away.

Stay away, scary beast.

Ferdinand!

Paco!

They think I'm the beast.

Have you looked

in a mirror lately?

(SIREN BLARING)

Get back to the farm.

I'll hold them off.

(BARKING)

Hey, I'm not done

with you people.

(PANTING)

MAN:
Let's go this way.

(WHIMPERING)

(GASPS)

Oh, no.

Oh.

Okay.

Think thin. (INHALES)

(STRAINING)

(SIGHS) Ooh.

Step light.

You are a feather.

A 2,000-pound feather.

Slow...

(HUMMING)

(GASPS)

(HUMMING)

(GASPS)

(GRUNTING)

(SNEEZES)

(SCREAMS)

There he is!

Cash or credit?

(SCREAMING)

(BELLOWS)

No! This is not necessary.

(STRAINING)

You don't have to do this.

It was an accident.

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