Feast 3: The Happy Finish


As soon as we find

the keys for that gun cabinet,

grab some guns,

throw your chambers

in your pockets.

We'll have enough "f*ck you" in this

place to really hurt some feelings.

I knew you'd come.

I knew you'd save us.

Well, I'll do my best.

How are we gonna fight?

I mean, your fucking truck, man,

it's a piece of shit.

Gotta be some other vehicles



- They're in the safe.

Shut up.

I know the combination.

- F*ck you, Greg.

You take my wife,

now you want my cars?

This is my livelihood.

It's for

the greater good, so...

- Listen to the man.

- Oh, yeah.

- I do not like him.

Shut up, buddy.

He's the one.

You believe.


Greg, roughly around the time

you fed a baby

to those things out there,

the magic between us disappeared,


We're taking a break.

How does that feel?

We break into four groups of two.

If we're separated,

they can't bunch up.

Our chances for survival

increase dramatically.

You two, Rent-a-Wreck and Jor-El,

we're alpha team.

We're drawing them out.

We form a triangle, guard each other's

backs and protect the women.

And once we've breached

that front door,

follow us out.

Stay in your groups,

head for that car lot.

You. You must make it.

Get those keys fast.

Those things will be coming.

What about me?

- You're staying, shitpants.

I'll have no more of that.

Nobody's left behind,

everybody's coming.

F*ck that. He's half brain-dead.

It doesn't matter, you hear?

The rest of you hear me?

No one is left behind.

Now, share the credo.

You ever used one of these before?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hold on. Let me show you.

Now, you take Mr. Bullet here

and you load him


Right into the chamber there.

And you cock the trigger,

all right?

Take your time when you aim.

All right, now.

You gently squeeze the trigger.

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