Fear, Inc.

Synopsis: Fear, Inc. follows a company of degenerates who can be hired for a premium to bring your greatest fears to life. But when horror junkie Joe Foster's customized scare seemingly begins, he and his friends must decide if this company is there to scare them or make them pawns in their own sick game.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Vincent Masciale
Production: Lone Suspect
Rotten Tomatoes:
90 min

and between that time

a weirdo in a clown mask

who was paid

minimum wage

to scare children

for a living

came into our lives.

- So...

- You know what?

I bet you left it

on the counter.

I'll call

them tomorrow.

Hey, Joe.

Joe. Joe.

It's me, Bill,

from next door.

I know, Bill.

Well, we sure have

missed you at the last,

oh, uh,

let me think, uh,

six neighborhood

watch meetings.

I know.

Tuesdays are tough.

You know,

work and such.

Well, Joe,

just think about it

like this.

Work is important, yes,

but you know what else

is important?

Being part of a team.

A team with the most

important priority--


Yeah, it sounds

dramatic, Bill.

Oh, just think

about it, Joe.

Oh, I will.

Scouts honor.

Oh, wait,

I didn't know

you were a scout.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, my gosh.

This neighborhood's so nice.


It is insane.

It's insane

that it's 90 degrees,

and it's sunny

on Halloween.

I mean, come on.

Babe, that's weird.



Check out the gate.

Look at that.

You got to keep

the paparazzi out.

- Hi.

- A Prius?

You drive

a fucking Prius?

- Are you-- hi.

- Hi.

Do you hate

your freedom, Joe?

Is that it?

I mean, do you have any idea

how many people have died

for your right to be

gluten free or whatever?

It's great mileage,

you fucking asshole.


give me the tour

before all

the kale salad

- goes bad.

- Uh-huh, yeah.

Thank you guys again

for letting us stay with you.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, of course.

There's no sense

in spending money on

an expensive hotel.


Oh, man.

Your life is different

than my life.


You really

married up,

my friend.

- Hashtag blessed.

- Come on, man.

The "M" word.

Put a dollar

in the swear jar, man.


No way.

Hey, honey.

They got tetherball.

( music playing )

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Luke Barnett

Luke Barnett (born February 13, 1983) is an American actor, writer, and producer. He is best known for his comedic acting and writing on Funny or Die films. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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