Fear, Inc.

Synopsis: Fear, Inc. follows a company of degenerates who can be hired for a premium to bring your greatest fears to life. But when horror junkie Joe Foster's customized scare seemingly begins, he and his friends must decide if this company is there to scare them or make them pawns in their own sick game.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Vincent Masciale
Production: Lone Suspect
Rotten Tomatoes:
90 min

- Aw, it's so good.

I got the face

and everything.

Please delete it.

Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Yeah.

- Joe?

- Uh-huh.

I think I already

know the answer

to this question.

- You do?

- But...

did you ever

get back to my dad

about that job?


It sounded like

a great opportunity.

No, I did not.

- But...

- I told you.

I was just, you know,

I'm gonna find one.

I just don't

wanna settle

for the first


that-- you know,

that comes knocking.

The main thing

is I don't wanna be taking

advantage of my parents.

Look, the main thing

is this place is kinda--

I mean, it was fun,

but it just kinda--

it also sucked.

You know,

it's just not scary.

Okay, it's not fun,

and it is scary.

If you weren't scared,

I don't know how scared

you want to be.

I wanna cry.

I wanna cry like the--

like the last time

I watched

"The Notebook."

I want to just be

ripped to shreds.

I want James Garner

to destroy me.

Oh, baby.

I just wanna be

scared a little bit.

I just wanna

shake in my boots.

I'm pregnant.

( laughs )


No, you're--

don't even.


May I help you?

This ain't

scary enough, huh?


Sorry, I'm not

trying to be nosey.

I just overheard you guys

saying this wasn't scary enough.

Couldn't agree more.

( laughs )

If you ever wanna be

really scared,

just call that number.

Custom scares

just for you.

I promise

you will not be


Okay, man,

uh, thanks.

- You're so welcome.

- Okay.

Have a good one,


And you.

That was normal.

- ( man yells )

- ( patrons screaming )

Nice and normal.


I'm positive

that man didn't

steal your phone

or your wallet.

He was at our table

for less than two minutes.

Well, I had it

to get funnel cake,

and now

it's not in the car,

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Luke Barnett

Luke Barnett (born February 13, 1983) is an American actor, writer, and producer. He is best known for his comedic acting and writing on Funny or Die films. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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