Fear, Inc. Page #2

Synopsis: Fear, Inc. follows a company of degenerates who can be hired for a premium to bring your greatest fears to life. But when horror junkie Joe Foster's customized scare seemingly begins, he and his friends must decide if this company is there to scare them or make them pawns in their own sick game.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Vincent Masciale
Production: Lone Suspect
 
IMDB:
5.5
Rotten Tomatoes:
25%
R
Year:
2016
90 min
44 Views


and between that time

a weirdo in a clown mask

who was paid

minimum wage

to scare children

for a living

came into our lives.

- So...

- You know what?

I bet you left it

on the counter.

I'll call

them tomorrow.

Hey, Joe.

Joe. Joe.

It's me, Bill,

from next door.

I know, Bill.

Well, we sure have

missed you at the last,

oh, uh,

let me think, uh,

six neighborhood

watch meetings.

I know.

Tuesdays are tough.

You know,

work and such.

Well, Joe,

just think about it

like this.

Work is important, yes,

but you know what else

is important?

Being part of a team.

A team with the most

important priority--

safety.

Yeah, it sounds

dramatic, Bill.

Oh, just think

about it, Joe.

Oh, I will.

Scouts honor.

Oh, wait,

I didn't know

you were a scout.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, my gosh.

This neighborhood's so nice.

Joe:

It is insane.

It's insane

that it's 90 degrees,

and it's sunny

on Halloween.

I mean, come on.

Babe, that's weird.

Right?

Wow!

Check out the gate.

Look at that.

You got to keep

the paparazzi out.

- Hi.

- A Prius?

You drive

a f***ing Prius?

- Are you-- hi.

- Hi.

Do you hate

your freedom, Joe?

Is that it?

I mean, do you have any idea

how many people have died

for your right to be

gluten free or whatever?

It's great mileage,

you f***ing a**hole.

Wow,

give me the tour

before all

the kale salad

- goes bad.

- Uh-huh, yeah.

Thank you guys again

for letting us stay with you.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, of course.

There's no sense

in spending money on

an expensive hotel.

Wow!

Oh, man.

Your life is different

than my life.

Yeah.

You really

married up,

my friend.

- Hashtag blessed.

- Come on, man.

The "M" word.

Put a dollar

in the swear jar, man.

Ow.

No way.

Hey, honey.

They got tetherball.

( music playing )

I was born

in darkness.

- Oh.

- ( gasps )

I wonder

what we break first.

Your spirit

or your body.

Time!

Oh, you suck!

That's eas--

I was Bane.

I was doing Bane.

He got it.

I was a good Bane.

That was a good one.

It's time for another round

of irresponsible drinking.

Okay, I wasn't sure

I was gonna do this.

A buddy of mine

gave me a special

birthday present last month,

and, let's just say,

you can sneak

anything on a plane

with just a little bit

of peanut butter.

- Eck.

- As Bane:
Ben,

How dare you bring drugs

- into my house.

- That's Bane.

- Oh, Bane.

- As Bane:
Would you

like me to--

- that's Bane--

- That's Bane.

would you like me

to break your body

or your spirit?

- Oh, just hurt me.

- Oh, I will,

'cause this

is hardcore stuff.

Okay,

but in the meantime...

Chanting:

Shots! Shots! Shot! Shot!

- Oh.

- Oh, I never take shots.

- You ready?

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Luke Barnett

Luke Barnett (born February 13, 1983) is an American actor, writer, and producer. He is best known for his comedic acting and writing on Funny or Die films. more…

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