FDR: American Badass! Page #3
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- 2012
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for President?
And if you win,
how will it feel
to be the first invalid
ever elected?
Gee, Bob, if I had known you
were going to try to f*** me,
I would have had the hospital
dress me in a nicer gown.
Men are not prisoners
of their fate.
They are only prisoners
of their own mind.
And I will not allow you
to rape the prisoner
inside my mind.
And as far as invalids go--
oh, hell, the conservatives
in this country
have been invalids for years.
He's got that right.
I view this werewolf attack
but an attack
against our nation.
And I will fight the problems
of this nation
with the same tenacity
that I used
to take down
that vicious beast.
So, today I toss my hat
into the ring
with the Democratic Party
to be the next President
of the United States.
God bless America.
FDR, FDR, FDR...
How was that?
It was good.
The part about the prisoner
was a little weird.
I was freestyling, son.
Oh, Frank!
Mrs. Roosevelt,
you're going to have to sit
up front on Franklin's lap.
Ooh.
Why?
Because there's a dead werewolf
in the trunk.
I'll explain later.
Did you debrief him?
Yes.
Cool.
I hate when I have to take
his boxers off.
Is he in bed?
Yes.
Where are you going?
I'm going to sleep
in the guest bedroom.
Do you really think
I can't--
It's just--
His legs--
They're shriveled-up
like two-day-old hot dogs.
I don't want them
touching me.
Eleanor,
He is running for the Presidency
of the United States.
You are his wife
So, what are you saying?
What I'm saying is you have got
to get your sh*t together!
Not just for Frank,
but for the good of the whole
country, do you hear me?
[WHISPERS] Yes.
A divorce will blow his chances
right out of the water
and that just can't happen.
There's too much at stake.
We think
werewolves out there.
Are you serious?
I thought that was
an isolated attack.
We still don't know.
Oh.
Look,
we'll talk about it tomorrow.
Get some sleep.
Oh.
[KNOCKS]
Yes.
How you feeling, Frank?
Not too bad, actually.
Just getting used to getting
in and out of that chair.
Crawling into bed here, I was
as nervous as a 10-year-old
in a whore house.
I bet.
So,
Eleanor is tending
to the kids?
Yeah, she's probably
going to spend the night
with them tonight--
keep an eye on them.
They've had a pretty big scare.
They have? Sh*t, look at these!
Oh!
Frank, you've got to stop
doing that.
[CHUCKLES]
Here's the paper, by the way.
Thank you.
Let's see.
Oh, American hero
and werewolf killer,
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
announces he's running
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