Father of the Bride Part II Page #2

That's the big news? A house? Man, I|thought you guys were gonna have a baby.

- Oh, get outta here.|- Us too.

I know. Me too.|That's what I thought.

That's what|we were hoping for.

- Well--|- Tell 'em.

Your wish came true.|I'm gonna have a baby!

- We're pregnant!|- Oh!

- Congratulations.|- Oh, this is so--|- Thanks.

I never liked|that Bryan MacKenzie.

Not from the moment|I laid eyes on him.

Here my little girl was playing house,|and he had the nerve to--

- George.|- What do you say, Dad?

Congratulations.

You too.

Congratulations.

- Oh!|- Grandpa!

''Grandpa''? First that runt|steals my daughter, now he|makes a grandpa out of me.

The baby is due July 26, and I like that|'cause that's a good even number.

Of course, it is|going to be very hot.

But I'm sure she's not|gonna mind. Oh, God. Oh, George.

Can you believe the same doctor|who delivered Annie is going|to be delivering her baby?

- Oh, honey. It's so amazing.|- Yeah.

Oh, George!|I have a great idea.

What if Franck did|the baby shower for us?

- Franck?|- As a favor, honey. George.

What? I thought|you liked Franck now.

- I never actually said|I liked the man.|- Yes, you did. Yes, you did.

When we were at that party|with those people from whatcha-callit,

- you were just raving on about him.|- All right. Well, maybe it slipped out,

but I didn't mean it.

Nina, get a grip.|I'm not gonna go into hock...

to give Annie a baby shower.

I just finished|paying for the wedding.

Oh, now my stomach hurts.|Where'd you put my Tums?

All right, honey. Okay. Okay, okay.|It was just a thought. Calm down.

What's the matter with you anyway?|You didn't say a word during dinner.

- You're acting as if|you're not happy about this.|- Who's acting?

Oh, I see. You're not happy that your|daughter is going to be having a baby?

That's right, Grandma.|I'm not.

- Why?|- Well, for starters,|they can't afford a baby.

- Oh! Oh.|- Babies cost money.

And the older they get,|the more they cost.

I mean, they didn't plan for this.|They don't have a nest egg.

They-- They|barely have a nest.

How are they gonna fit a baby|into that shoe box they live in?

Really, George. They have more money|than we had at their age.

Also, what do they know|about raising a kid?

Annie's just a kid herself. I|mean, she graduates college and|marries the first guy she meets.

And now to get saddled with a baby|even before her career takes off.

Why must I always be the only|feminist in this family?

You know, I just|realized something.

I'm four-foot-six.|I don't shave.

I don't have a job,|and I'm gonna be an uncle.

Is there somethin'|weird about that?

Finally, someone|who thinks like I do.

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