Father Figures Page #2
Hot.
No, no, not her.
Boom.
- BENSON:
Now!- Mmm-hmm?
Foot fetish. (CHUCKLES)
I like this guy.
PETER:
No, no, not that.Don't you see the resemblance?
KYLE:
The resemblance to who?Our father!
He's alive!
KYLE:
To our father?Are you on acid
right now, Pete?
No, Kyle,
look at his birthmark.
KYLE:
Yeah, I'm looking.Mom, can you tell him
this isn't our father.
He isn't your father.
Mom, I've been
looking at his picture
every day since I was
four years old.
That birth mark
is unmistakable!
GENE:
Honey,is everything okay?
Well, Pete is, uh,
lost touch with reality.
The man in the photos
I gave you
wasn't actually your father.
Okay, what?
What?
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Okay, he was a friend of mine
from college.
He was an English
exchange student.
He went back after graduation.
I just thought
you'd never see him.
He's not my dad?
He was studying
to be a Botanist,
for crying out loud.
He's an orphan,
and then he got colon cancer.
HELEN:
No.(SIGHS)
I made up all those stories
about your father.
That he was an orphan,
that he came from England.
That he died of colon cancer.
Wow.
HELEN:
The truth is,and I probably should've
told you a long time ago...
I wasn't sure
who your father was.
How does that work?
Yeah, how does that work?
Well,
you've got to understand...
It was the '70s.
It was the crazy '70s.
It was disco era.
I was a young girl
living in New York.
And if you went partying
in places
like Studio 54...
And, you know, everybody
was high and f***ing
and monogamy wasn't
exactly a priority.
I mean, you just go in there
and the mood, it would...
Baby tonight
Hot stuff
Remember that?
And then,
you know, you just...
- PETER:
We get it.in exactly the same situation
you were,
feeling exactly the same thing
you were in.
you know,
and then you go and you just,
you know,
you'd sleep with them.
It's true. The priority
was smoking weed and f***ing.
Well, sure, yeah.
KYLE:
Studio 54?- How awesome is that?
- Yeah.
- (CHUCKLES)
- PETER:
Awesome?You think this is awesome?
KYLE:
Well, it's not not awesome.
It helps to explain
my zest for love making.
I've always wondered
where I got that from.
Now we know.
to honor my father's memory.
And you have.
What memory?
I stare at a**holes
all day long
because of a fictional man's
colon cancer.
Pete, could you pivot
into plastic surgery
or something
less butt-related.
I mean, you're really smart,
I don't see why not.
Kyle, how are you
Okay, that's not fair!
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