Fat Kid Rules the World

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1

God! How much do you weigh,

some 180 pounds?!

As I was stuck in

snow plow.

I think I broke my collarbone

.

Give me a break.

No, not old.

I just saved your life.

-That's not what happened.

Give me $ 20 for a taxi

to go to the hospital.

Go! Give me $ 20 and I'll go.

-I do not have $ 20.

Do you think that now you want to kill?

You just mad me, give me $ 20.

Give me $ 20.

Thirteen. It's perfect!

Still owe seven.

Roast chicken, roast chicken...

OK Kingballs,

send his energy and skill in shooting.

Great, I'll keep

crossbow.

Critical hit! Good job guys,

really great, thank you.

Cool. Now as we all heal

approached another character from the left flank.

We leave in four minutes.

I have to go guys.

Dayle, why did you shoot the basket?

-Well, I hit.

Stop and brace your feet.

I do not care if the ball has entered

make it right.

You see, bravo. Troy.

Again.

Come on, Troy.

Again.

, Give him the ball, Dayle.

Dayle. Dayle!

's Never going to hit the wall.

Ouch, my face.

Go...

Come on, get up.

Can I sit,

I hurt my knee?

Do you want to sit on the bench

because you scraped your knee?

No, I do not want to sit down.

I want to play more.

Get up and shoot the basket or

can run circles around the playground.

Go...

First to twelve.

It is not running!

Why not?

-I told you a hundred times already.

I'm your friend, right?

-Like...

Say? Help you every time.

Just help me out, okay?

I can not you,

come on, seriously.

Hey you, wait.

How do you know?

How do I know you? Hey.

Sorry, I have to catch this fool.

Hey, stop running away from me.

Hey! Hold it!

I'll get you!

I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

Wait, that's okay, it's okay

...

All is fine.

Are you okay?

A deep breath.

Mate. Buco you, but you're quick.

All is fine.

Do you want some water? No?

Are you sure?

I will drink a little.

This is crazy, right?

Look, I have no money.

-Am and asked for money?

Do you like it? What?

-Student.

No. Why?

Hey, do you have five minutes to spare

after school? -No.

I need a little help to some five or ten minutes. -No.

Come on, man, I saved your life.

-You saved my life.

Threw the front of the bus.

Yes, OK!

I'm sorry, I...

I did not know it was a secret.

I will punch you.

My name is Marcus McRae

and I come in peace.

Who are you?

My name is Troy.

-Troy, great. Nice to meet you.

Can you help me after school?

Help me get a few things

out of my house, and... I can not.

Why dude?

What are you going to do, watch the telly?

Hey, still playing at the club Azenga?

Yes, I play.

Well, can you put my name on the list?

Do not know. Troy...

Really help me.

Troy?

Why do we have to break into your house

if you live here?

Because this is my mom's house

i lost my keys.

I had them, but suddenly

something happened and I lost them.

Old there I

I am inside.

OK,

get my stuff and come to the front door.

Come on, come on, nobody's home.

Come on, get in there.

Close the door.

They want to live here,

but you just can not.

I love my mom, but not the

hypocritical a**hole who is married.

Because she hypocritical a**hole!

This is the level of intellect of which we speak.

He reads the tv guide cover to cover.

Do not need this crap

in your life.

I tell you buddy, they will be sorry when I'm

on a tour of his jet

when I'm swimming in money.

Literally going to make it.

Old, more bands should do this,

wear the same clothes.

Because you are not just a band, you're a bunch of

, is not it?

I need this, I need

, and...

This we have to obey.

This intro is the best album ever.

What?

-This is the best intro album ever!

Do not you?

Good.

-Of course it's good!

What interests you?

Asheron's Call.

-What?

Asheron's Call.

This is a massively multiplayer online role-playing.

You can play online with a bunch of people.

I play with a guy named Kingballs.

No dude, I think,

what music you listen to.

All kinds of music.

Like rock, punk?

-Yeah.

Do? Uh-huh.

I knew you were cool Tony,

I knew.

Have you heard of my band P.O.I.?

Yeah.

Thanks, Mom.

I love you.

Hence, play an instrument, do not you?

Do you play anything.

Bass drum.

Drums my man, that's smart.

These days all the damn guitar players.

I need a bag.

Oh, sh*t.

What? Oh, sh*t, sh*t,

must go. -What is it?

Sanctimonious a**hole came home.

Let old proguraj it.

Okay, just tuck in the stomach.

-I pulled her belly!

I can not wait, I gotta go, I will kick your ass

. -Where are you going? Marcus!

Stealing my food?

Now you're going to die, fat man.

Hey, what do you want?

Accidentally sent it to my address.

I have digital cable so I really do not need these things.

Ripped my pants from here to here,

my dick hanging out.

Jeez, mate.

Hey, guys.

-God, what are you doing here?

Do you live here now?

No, I'm...

I came to get my stuff

and pass out on the couch.

Yes, with the lights off. -Yes.

This is bullshit, man. You left the band.

You're done, get out of here.

Chill, OK. I pay half the rent,

can not stay here half the time.

No, never paid rent,

never paid anything.

I paid to sleep with your mom

. Oh, yeah? -Yes.

Trash one, let's go!

Come on, let's go!

-Old must go.

Stink! Your mother sucks!

Its pizza stinks!

You can not stay here.

-He's an animal! Go away now!

Give me until tomorrow morning.

No, you have to go now.

Ollie. -Because of you we will be

out on the street.

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