Fat Camp Page #2
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- 2017
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Don't get in my way
Don't-Don't just stand there
Move
This road I take
Choices to make
Adios, I'm ghost
C'est la vie
Make room
Please excuse me
Don't get in my way
Don't-Don't just stand there
Move, move
To the max I can't
relax I'm doing 100
Movement of the stomach Got
me thinking Of the summer
To the top Can't drop
Can't plummet, can't stop
Gonna gun it Trying
to get it Got a point
Want it like You want
to breathe Indeed
Get up off them knees
Proceed
Think it's less on wants
More on needs
More success to come
I must bleed
[rap continues]
Encore, take a bow
Will vow for anyone
We're going to show them how Get
it down To the simplest minimum
Move, move, move
Fuuuuck.
Come in.
Yo, Uncle Mike, what up?
Hey, look. First off,
it's "Big Mike" around here.
I can't have people thinking this is
a nepotism hire, as it clearly is.
It's totally merit-based.
You have zero merit
on which to base it, okay?
Trust me, I would've said no,
but I'm as desperate as you are.
Yeah, shocking.
Another crisis for the big man.
Not quite as desperate.
I have lodging.
Ouch, man, damn.
Look, I'm sorry.
Your aunt really left me
in a lurch.
Sorry, man. Must be tough
when your wife leaves you
for another woman...
that you hired.
Couldn't have seen that
on her rsum.
Look, I can do this job
in my sleep, okay?
But I'm not a marketer.
She used to do all the websites,
and the Twitters and stuff.
Now that she's gone,
my attendance is sh*t.
I can't do two people's jobs, Hutch.
I'm one person.
What about on a airplane?
F*** you, I'm one person.
Okay.
burn this place down
and retire off the insurance
money or something.
Yo, come on, Uncle Mike, chill.
You got a sponsor or somebody I can call to
help you with all this sh*t you going through?
Hutch...
I need you
to listen to me.
I need big results this summer
to attract more campers...
or I'm gonna lose this place.
Good. Then you can get a job
where you don't have to watch
an elephant parade
all goddamn day.
That's a really nice way
to say thank you.
- For what?
- For giving you a job, a**hole.
At a fat camp?
Thank you.
"Fitness camp."
All right, man, "fitness camp."
From what your mom tells me,
this is your last shot.
Otherwise you're gonna end up
in a homeless shelter,
getting raped
by a schizophrenic named Tobias
who thinks he's a unicorn
and hasn't showered in months.
What?
Look, bottom line is...
you got no place else to go,
and my camp could actually benefit
from your fitness acumen.
But I need you
to take this job seriously,
'cause unlike your mom,
I'm not giving you 20 chances.
My camp, my rules.
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