Fast Company Page #3

to faze him a bit.

Sh*t, boy, I walked away

from 10 times worse.

Did I ever tell you

about the time-

[Loud Bang, Thumping]

What the hell's that?

Sh*t!

Flat tire on the Chaparral.

- Youre kidding me.

- Oh, Christ!

Guess what I forgot.

What?

Goddamn spare tire.

You forgot the spare tire?

That's it, P.J.

Jesus Christ.

[Sighs]

Hey!

Look at that!

[All Laughing]

Howdy, men.

Hey, Wes.

[Chuckling Continues]

How you doin, son?

- Have a flat?

- No, thanks. We already got one.

[Gary Laughs]

Didnt you hear the joke

about America's greatest racing team?

Forgot to bring their spare tire?

No!

[Laughing]

Dig this!

The hot-sh*t FastCo outfit

dont even have a spare!

We got one I think they can use.

I dont think they know

how to change it.

Hey, Meatball,

why dont you go behind the truck

and give yourself a valve job?

- Sh*t-

- Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, Mac, come on!

[Elder]

Come on, ladies. Come on.

Settle down.

Give me that.

Hey, Elder, is, uh, Lonnie

back in the pleasure dome?

Yeah. Hes on the fourth floor

taking a sauna bath

with seven geisha girls.

Right.

Stoner, I think we'd better

help these poor guys out, eh?

Okay.

Give me a call

when youre done.

[Elder]

That's mighty black of ya.

Give me a hand,

will ya?

Count me out.

What do you hear

from the Flintstones?

## [Stereo:
Country]

I gotta get Pacemaker

to make me up a rig like this.

Aw, you wouldnt like it.

Youre too used to vans.

Youd never be able

to handle it.

Yeah, maybe.

That was a hell of a crash

you took there at the Speedway, man.

Youre still lucky.

I walked away from it,

didnt I?

Yeah.

You must have got shaken up, man.

Playing with toy cars.

[Scoffs]

I saw the crash on TV.

it looked great.

How come you always know

where the camera is?

its just part of the game, Black.

## [Clicks On, Off]

Yeah, well, I wish you were

running funny cars, man,

'cause I'd get my picture in the paper

if I beat Mr. Big-time.

You know something, Gary?

I think you got your hands full with the Kid.

Brooker?

Come on, get serious.

He's a punk.

No, he's not.

He's good, and he's coming up fast,

and he could be number one.

I can tell.

Oh, yeah?

And what do you think

about Gary Black?

Come on.

Gary Black.

[Sighs]

Well, I think

he's doing all right.

But you think that, uh,

this is as far as I can go,

dont you?

I didnt say that.

You said that.

You didnt have to say it, man.

See ya, Lonnie.

## [Continues]

[Laughing]

Well, I think that's as good

as it's gonna get, Wes.

Yeah. Thanks a lot, Stoner.

Ah, they're ready to roll.

Take it off.

What? What the hell

are you talking about?

You heard me.

Let his goddamn oil company

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