Fart: A Documentary Page #2
- TV-PG
- Year:
- 2016
- 74 min
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When would you like to start
discussing the said subject?
( chuckles )
The camptown ladies
sing that song
( fart, fart,
fart, fart )
No, it is not.
You fart anywhere.
You fart anywhere.
In front of everybody.
The camptown racetrack's
five miles long
( farting )
I should be able to fart
anytime I want.
For God's sake.
- Gonna run all night
- ( farts )
- Gonna run all day
- (farts )
Well, I suppose
you don't expect women
to fart, do you?
Of course. We have
the same pipe works as you do.
I'll bet my money
on the bobtail hag
( fart, fart,
fart, fart )
So what about, um,
in the states,
to-- to farting?
Woman:
Some of it's
gonna come back up.
Woman #2:
...And once it gets
to the stomach,
Woman:
It-- from the production
of changing
your food to poop.
Man:
Have you ever heard
of anybody
- lighting a belch?
- ( laughs )
Well, that's because
it doesn't-
Seriously,
it's two different gases.
Lighting a belch.
Probably wasn't funny
for the first caveman
that farted on the fire.
( laughing )
I'm just saying.
( farting )
Steve Baxter:
Anyway, going back to
the basis of farting,
it's-- it's a--
a metabolic process.
Quite natural.
So why do people
find it obnoxious?
- Well, the thing is--
- It's rude!
it's a bit
like smoking, isn't it?
When you smoke,
And when you fart,
No, I think it's a problem
of education.
Just people,
society has established
that you don't do this thing
in front of people,
and that's it.
But there are some people
that do it.
Because men like noises.
Or a reaction.
And I have to wa--
I have to wait
to expect--
expect is the word,
I have to expect that my fart
will be a silent one.
- ( laughing )
That's when your cheeks
start to bulge.
( man farting )
I get really upset
about this. Honestly.
- So you want equal rights
for farting.
- Exactly-- of course.
This is for my ladies
out there
Who have a problem
with their gas
- ( glass shattering )
- Man:
In contraryto what they would have
you believe...
girls do fart.
Fart is the bodily function
of passing
intestinal gas
also known as flatus
through the anus.
Female interviewer:
Have you heard
of Mr. Methane?
- No.
- Gentleman that does the...
a little...
Male interviewer:
He's a professional farter.
Female interviewer:
Do you know of any
professional farters?
Uh, no,
as a matter of fact...
No, but do you know
who might pay him?
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