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Mr Lundegaard, this is Reilly Diefenbach

from GMAC. How are you this morning?

- Real good. How you doin'?

- Good. You're hard to get on the phone.

Yah, its pretty darn busy here,

but thats the way we like it.

Thats for sure. Now, I just need, on these

last financing documents you sent us,

I can't read the serial numbers.

Yah, but its OK. The loans are in place.

I already got the... What?

- $320,000. You got the money last month.

- Yah. So we're all set, then.

Yes, but the vehicles you're borrowing on,

I can't read the serial numbers. If you...

- But the deal's done. I got the money.

- Yes. We have an audit here.

I just have to know that these vehicles

you're financing with this money exist.

- Yah, well, they exist all right.

- Well, I'm sure they do.

But I can't read the serial numbers,

so if you could read me...

Yah, but, see... I don't have 'em in front

of me. Why don't I fax you over a copy?

Fax is no good. Thats what I have,

and I can't read the darn thing...

Yah, OK. I'll have my girl

send you a copy, then.

OK. Because if I can't correlate this note

with the vehicles, I call back that money.

- Yah. How much money was that?

- $320,000.

I gotta correlate that money

with the cars its being lent on.

- OK. No problem. I'll fax that over...

- No, no. Fax is...

- I mean send it. I'll shoot it over to you.

- OK, fine.

OK. Real good, then.

- We're with Katie Carlson.

- Hi.

Now, we just want to remind

all of our viewers at home

that this March, for the second year in

a row, Katie and I, with Twin City Travel,

will be leading

a two-week trip down the Nile.

Its a terrific time. I know you've heard

about it. We want all of you to come with.

And thats the truth.

OK, for those who've just joined us,

Katie is gonna show us

how to make Holidazzle eggs at home.

- Now, Katie, I gotta admit.

- What?

I was a little bit surprised when I first

picked this up. This is an empty egg.

- Thats right, Dale.

- There was an egg in here, right?

- Yeah.

- OK, well, how do you...

You don't have an empty chicken

somewhere that lays empty eggs?

No, no. I guarantee this was

an honest-to-goodness Grade A...

- Unguent.

- What?

I need unguent.

- Am I doin' it?

- Push it.

Sh*t.

- How're you, Stan? How ya doin', Wade?

- Good to see you again, Jerry.

If the numbers are right,

this looks pretty sweet.

- Oh, those numbers are right, all right.

- This is doable.

- Congratulations, Jer.

- Thanks, Stan. Its a pretty...

What kind of finder's fee

were you looking for?

The financials are pretty thorough, so

the only thing we don't know is your fee.

My fee? Wade, what the heck

are you talkin' about?

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