Fargo Page #2

MOE:

Dad said I could get pie for lunch.

MICKEY:

(snickers)

Ya. Hair pie.

Sam WACKS Mickey in the back of the head. Moe cracks up.

Oblivious, Lester stares at the washer dryer. Walking by,

Hess recognizes him.

SAM HESS:

(stopping)

Will ya look at that. It’s Lester

Niggered.

Lester turns, sees Hess. It takes a moment for him to

recognize him, but when he does he looks nervous.

6.

TV Calling - For educational purposes only

LESTER NYGAARD:

Come on now, Sam. It’s -- well,

it’s Nygaard. Same as in high

school.

MICKEY:

You went to high school with Lester

Niggered, dad?

MOE:

Ya, dad, did you --

SAM HESS:

Shut up. How you been, Lester?

LESTER NYGAARD:

Oh, can’t complain.

SAM HESS:

You look like a damn pumpkin. You

turn into a pumpkin at midnight?

You got stepsisters?

MICKEY:

Stepsisters were evil, dad. They

weren’t fairies.

SAM HESS:

Shutup.

LESTER NYGAARD:

Um, uh. You look good, Sam.

SAM HESS:

Why wouldn’t I? Got my own

trucking company now. Hess and

Sons. These are the sons. God help

me.

MICKEY:

Yeah, we’re the ...

SAM HESS:

Shutup. Got rigs all over the

Great Lakes.

(to his sons)

Hey, you remember I told you the

story of the boy I put in the oil

drum and rolled onto the highway?

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