Fantozzi Alla Riscossa Page #2

What do you mean dangerous ?

What can be dangerous in filming ?

Now what, you want to back out ?

What have you got to lose ?

To write Ugo Fantozzi !

Come on because we start filming, Ugo !

What's the movie name ?

Planet of the Apes, part five.

Take two !

The planet... is part of a series...

- Mama ! I'm hungry !

- Yes, my love.

Our granddaughter must play

the role of a monkey, Ugo !

No, no... our monkey,

I mean...

Which monkey ? It's the monkey's daughter.

Fathered by an american astronaut.

It's a cross.

A hybrid.

- Is the food ready ?

- Come play for a bit.

I'm hungry, mom!

What are you doing ?

You ruined my movie.

How dare you ?

Let me explain.

My wife had a racism fit.

I am going to go to the Society for the Protection of the Animals.

How is this possible, Pina ?

When I finally have a chance to become someone...

You ruin all my success.

Success at your little girl's expense.

How is that ?

What's wrong, grandmother ?

Are you crying ?

My grandmother is crying because I don't want to continue.

Grandfather, why aren't I smart ?

You are very smart,

that's what that gentleman said too.

You would have been perfect for that role.

I want you to grow up as a normal girl.

Give a paw, give a hand...

Another reason for outrage,

he found in the mailbox.

Excuse me !

Pina, Pina !

Employee Paoletti from house no. 7.

Pina, an important message for you.

Your husband was named civil judge. Did you hear ?

Pina, you are the wife of a civil judge.

This is a process against the mob.

Against some criminals.

You know this could be an imprudence.

Imprudence is bringing down this country.

It used to be an honest country.

Come on, let me help you.

Do you know where the wigs are ?

Who knows anything about wigs ?

I meant to say...

Good-bye !

It's dangerous to go to court against the mafia.

I know this. But I want all this to be over.

What the hell are you doing ?

I'll show you.

Where is it ?

It's here.

I'll put it all back right away.

- Stop...

- Ugo....

Wait, stop !

Hello !

Excuse me !

Could you tell me where the judges' room is ?

Mortacci Ugo !

Go ! Only you were missing.

- How did you decorate yourself ?

- In civil judge.

Fantozzi's decorations :

A magistrat's robe,

from Pina's grandmother.

An English judge's wig

made from wool from a mattress.

A balance with two plates

borrowed from the grocery on the corner.

Go upstairs with the others.

What do you call this? Miss Italy style

or like in the syndicate ?

Illustrious colleagues... In the name of the state,

which called us to represent it...

Mafia's power is great.

It has powerful men.

Only combined forces

can help justice win.

I invite you to an exercise

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