Fantastic Mr Fox, The Page #3
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that big of a deal, is it?
Lower your voice, Ash.
Who am I, Kylie?
- Who how? What, now?
- Why a fox?
Why not a horse or a beetle
or a bald eagle?
I'm saying this more as, like,
existentialism, you know?
Who am I, and how can a fox ever
...you forgive the expression,
a chicken in its teeth?
I don't know what you're talking about,
but it sounds illegal.
Here, put this bandit hat on.
Maybe you're a medium.
Take it off for a min.
And don't wear it around the house.
And so it begins.
Do you mind if I slide my bedroll
slightly out from under the train set?
It's hard to sleep in that
corkscrew position.
There's a lot of attitudes
going on around here.
- Don't let me get one.
- No, it's only just that my spinal-cord
Sleep wherever you want, man.
Here, take my bed.
I'll just, uh,
I'll crawl under the book-case.
Who cares if I get splinters
in my ears?
- Never mind.
- Oh, you're gonna pout about it?
Because I've had it up to... here!
With the sad house guest routine.
Good night.
I used to do this professionally,
and I was very successful at it.
I had to get out of it
for personal reasons,
...but I've decided to secretly do
one last big job on the sly.
I'm bringing you in as my secretary
and personal assistant.
Okay!
This is actually kind of a big deal,
so don't just say, "OK!"
- Okay. Well, thank you.
- I'm gonna tape this for my records,
...so don't make a lot of sounds.
Meaning stop rocking.
Master Plan. Phase one.
Side A.
We'll start with Boggis's Chicken House.
Number one.
His only security is a few old
hunting beagles and a low stone wall.
Now a word about beagles...
Never look a beagle
directly in the eye.
- And if...
- Why not?
Beagles aren't so tough.
Yeah? Well, first of all, one of these
beagles has chronic rabies,
...which he's on medication for,
and if you get bit by him...
...you have to get shots in your stomach
for six months.
And, second... listen, I'm
not going to justify this to you.
Just pay attention
and stop interrupting me.
I'm taping this.
I picked some blueberries,
and laced each one...
...with ten milligrams of
high-potency sleeping powder.
Enough to tranquilize a gorilla.
- How do we make them eat it?
- Beagles love blueberries.
Remember:
they aren't very smart,but they're incredibly paranoid
...so always kill a chicken
in one bite.
One bite, get it?
Are you listening to me?
I look into your eyes...
...and I cant tell whether you're
getting anything I'm saying.
Magnesium.
- Magnesium!
- Sorry.
Pipette.
- Pipette.
- Oh, sorry.
Potassium tri...
What are you looking at?
Oh, no.
Why's your cousin
such a wet-sandwich?
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